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Derek_McEpic

1. Derek_McEpic
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   August 31, 2013 6:48pm UTC
   Gets home from holiday
   ........my house smells weird
   
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2. Derek_McEpic
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   August 30, 2013 3:43pm UTC
   SUN + SANDALS = MASSIVE RED SQUARES ON MY FEET
   i learnt the hard way, gotta love random sunburn patches.
   
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3. Derek_McEpic
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   August 16, 2013 4:08pm UTC
   That's just like your opinion man.
   
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4. Derek_McEpic
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   August 16, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   Am I the only person who has never seen friends?
   
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5. Derek_McEpic
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   August 15, 2013 1:39pm UTC
   Me before summer: I'M GONNA DO SO MUCH STUFF
   Me after summer: I just wasted my summer doing nothing
   
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6. Derek_McEpic
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   August 14, 2013 3:19pm UTC
   You know life is good when potato salad
   
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7. Derek_McEpic
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   August 3, 2013 6:23am UTC
   Get an Internet TV they said.
   it will connect to the Internet they said.
   
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8. Derek_McEpic
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   July 29, 2013 3:20pm UTC
   I am Iron Man
   -Iron Man
   
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9. Derek_McEpic
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   July 29, 2013 12:55pm UTC
   I'm getting blown by one of my fans.
   It's set to number 2 if youre interested.
   
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10. Derek_McEpic
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    July 28, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    I got 99 problems and its maths.
    
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11. Derek_McEpic
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    July 28, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    When you say hi on omegle and the stranger disconnects.
    Why do you hate me :,(
    
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12. Derek_McEpic
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    July 28, 2013 11:00am UTC
    I've only just started using witty but I've started to come on here whenever I'm bored. I don't know why, I have nothing to say but meh
    
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13. Derek_McEpic
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    July 28, 2013 9:20am UTC
    Don't want to beg but I'm new to this so follow me and I'll follow back
    
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14. Derek_McEpic
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    July 27, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    All evidence so far shows that I am immortal. Life is good.
    
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15. Derek_McEpic
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    July 27, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Idiot: stop listening to emo music
    me: I'm listening to Stevie wonder
    idiot: emo
    HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!??!
    
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16. Derek_McEpic
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    July 26, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE.
    
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17. Derek_McEpic
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    July 25, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    ( . Y . )
    haha. Boobs.
    
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18. Derek_McEpic
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    July 25, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Quote
    - a person
    
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19. Derek_McEpic
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    June 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    they're not mermaids, they're DUGONGS
    
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20. Derek_McEpic
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    June 23, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    You know what? I have enough guitars...........said no guitar player EVER
    
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