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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2019 2:08pm UTC

    Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when nothing changes a speck, when you don’t go anywhere or do anything or think one new thought. And then you can get hit with a day, or an hour, or a half a second when so much happens it’s almost like you got born all over again into some brand-new person you for damn sure never expected to meet.
    —E.R. Frank

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2017 8:10pm UTC
    I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.

  3. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2015 10:23pm UTC
    1. An orange intends to be eaten.
    Its
    • shocking color,
    • convenient size,
    • handy shape,
    • grip worthy texture,
    • invigorating smell,
    • addictive taste, and
    • ready energy
    are precisely provisioned to
    attract and animate an animal.
    2. The seeds are the secret.
    They benefit from a small journey
    while the animal devours the lure,
    before being scattered somewhere
    where newer trees might
    • dig in,
    • rise up, and
    • proffer their own lures.
    3. On it goes.

  4. MohawkMojo MohawkMojo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2015 7:07pm UTC
    “The earth continues to go round, whether it’s the man who kills the tiger or the tiger who eats the man. The stronger asserts his will, it’s the law of nature. The world doesn’t change; its laws are eternal.”

  5. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2015 6:50pm UTC

    The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that we can grow is if we change. The only way that we can change is if we learn. The only way we can learn is if we are exposed. And the only way that we can become exposed is if we throw ourselves out into the open. Do it. Throw yourself.

  6. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 11:59am UTC
    If evolution wasn't very nice to someone, you will know it...Cause they will swear it isn't real..

  7. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 8:18am UTC
    Why are there so few pretty girls?like evolution should've figured out that men looove pretty ladies and made more

  8. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    "It seemed like a lot to go through just to look a certain way. If only people were smarter, evolved enough to treat everyone the same even if they looked different. Looked ugly."
    Format by Breeze

  9. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:38am UTC
    sunburn is evolution's way of telling us to not go outside

  10. TheKid TheKid
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Enough bowing down to disillusion. Hats off and applause to rogues and evolution.

  11. ItsKira ItsKira
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    The thing I don't understand about everyone's theory of evolution is that how come we're still not evolving?
    I don't believe that we evolved from apes or whatever...
    But if we were to have evolved, how come apes still aren't evolving and we're not turning into super humans?

  12. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 12:27am UTC
    you don't
    believe in
    evolution?
    YOU THINK CHARIZARDS ARE JUST
    BORN LIKE THAT, PUNK?

  13. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 11:36am UTC
    Evolution teaches us one thing
    Everything in the Universe is in Continual motion
    &
    Nothing ever stands still

  14. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:31am UTC
    Evolution of listening to PSY:
    1. This is stupid!
    2. What is up with Koreans?
    3. "Imma motha fuka gentlemen"

  15. katdesroc katdesroc
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    Just think of how stupid this entire LGBT debacle will look like in say 50 years.
    People in 50 years will look at it the same way we look at the fight for evolution (aka Scopes Trial),
    and the fight for women's rights. Both of those things we consider totally normal today, so why can't we take the issue of the right for homosexuals to marry in stride and not makes fools of ourselves? This is a perfect example of history repeating itself and humanity not learning from mistakes of the past. Personally, as a Catholic, I support gay rights. I believe strongly in the Golden Rule and I apply it to LGBT rights as well. I understand that God says it is a sin to be a homosexual. But "catholic" also means "UNIVERSAL'. So how can the Roman Catholic Church be universal if we don't acknowledge the rights of ALL people? I'm not suggesting that the church has to accept them, but they don't have to ice them out either. God wants us to spread his world to ALL the ends of the earth. I'm pretty sure that people who are gay come before the ends of the earth.

:)

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