Elementaryschool Quotes

capsized*
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November 26, 2013 2:51pm UTC

12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew- wait how am i talking?!

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CharliesTheName
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October 20, 2013 7:37pm UTC

When I was in fifth grade everyone was hanging out on the playground before school and this popular girl fell on the school's driveway and scraped her knee. Everyone was reacting like it was friking 9/11 and crying hoping that she wasn't that hurt and then someone asked me "Charlie why aren't you worried?" and I replied "Well she kinda deserved it" because she was making fun of me and some other kids. Then everyone in my grade went silent and just looked at me for about a minute as if I just pushed her in front of a train. I still laugh at the thought of her falling.

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Tori-bird *
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August 23, 2013 8:35pm UTC

me and my friends in 3rd grade:
Friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: What?
Friend: OH MAN! OH! OH DEAR FREAKING CHRIST!!!!
! I GOT YOU SOO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME. SW
EET, SWEET D.CKS IN MY MOUTH!
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME

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Dishonored*
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August 11, 2013 3:37pm UTC

In third grade:
Friend: Cute kids grow up to be ugly, and ugly kids grow up hot.
Me: OH GOD, PLEASE, TELL ME I'M UGLY.

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Hale_Storm18
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August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC

F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

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Breeze
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July 7, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Format by Breeze
that silly little "he loves me,
he loves me not" thing from primary school days

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Secret42
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April 14, 2013 12:06pm UTC

One time in Elementary school,it was raining so we had to stay inside and watch a boring movie.And when the last bell rang,we all went CRAZY!They made us stay,but then we just ran to class.

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insywincyspider
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April 10, 2013 4:48pm UTC

when i was younger, i got the peace hand sign and the two finger swearing hand sign confused.
my mother and i had a pretty intense conversation about innaproppriate language after she saw the photos on her camera after my school trip. thank you friends. as much as i love you, you tend to take advantage of my awkwardness.

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Fecondo75
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January 31, 2013 5:27pm UTC

I wish I was still in Elementary School. Nobody gave a f*ck about others opinions and we all talked to eachother and everyone was friends.
Man, Elementary School was the sh*t.

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Colette*
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January 29, 2013 7:24pm UTC

I miss the elementary school days when I would have recess and like 10 different best friends. Where boys had cooties but you could still be best friends with them. I miss the middle school days where we had all these petty little crushes. Where I had the same schedule all year no matter what. Where my best friend had homeroom, band, and lunch with me. Where I didn't feel like every person I talked to from my old school doesn't talk to me anymore. I miss how my life used to be, but I know I wouldn't have it any other way;

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