me and my friends in 3rd grade:
Friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: What?
Friend: OH MAN! OH! OH DEAR FREAKING CHRIST!!!!
! I GOT YOU SOO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME. SW
EET, SWEET D.CKS IN MY MOUTH!
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME