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  1. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2015 11:40am UTC
    STEP ONE: Spell your name with songs
    N--Never Enough (FFDP)
    I--Inside The Fire (Disturbed)
    C--Crimson Day (A7X)
    O--Ohio Is For Lovers (Hawthorne Heights)
    L--Love Bites (Halestorm)
    E--End Of Me (ADTR)
    STEP TWO:
    Name: Nicole Sixx
    Nickname: A LOT!
    Eye Color: Hazel/Green/Brown
    Hair Color: Dark brown with bleach blonde highlights
    STEP THREE:
    Shoes: Nike!!!
    Your fear: A lot of fears
    Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni! <33
    STEP FOUR:
    Your best physical feature: Hmm.. My eyes?
    Your bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep (which sucks cuz I never fall asleep)
    STEP FIVE: This Or That…
    Pepsi or Coke? Coke
    McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King
    Cappuccino or Coffee: Ewwww!!!

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 5:40pm UTC
    *At school*.
    Me: Is the test hard?
    Teacher: Not for me.

  3. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:08pm UTC
    I wish people would just use the tags for what they mean and not for attention... funny quotes need to be funny people
    :P

  4. tapangam tapangam
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 11:02am UTC
    When you post a new quote on Witty and it gets no likes
    and then you reaize its 4AM..

  5. Mhoro Mhoro
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 12:29am UTC
    Friday is my second favorite F word.

  6. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    Take your age
    Add 5 to it.and then subtract 5 from it..that's your present age

  7. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Somethings just,
    somethings just
    make sense
    and one
    of those
    Is
    You and i.
    ♥♥♥
    -Paramore
    "Still into You"|Paramore
    -

  8. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    I hate when people see me at the supermarket and theyr'e like:
    "hey, what are you doing here?"and I'm like:
    "oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

  9. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    30 Day
    Disney
    Challenge.
    1. Favorite Charater.
    2. Favorite Princess.
    3. Your favorite heroine
    4. Your favorite prince
    5. Your favorite hero
    6. Your favorite animal
    7. Your favorite sidekick
    8. Your favorite villian
    9. Your favorite original charater
    10. Your favorite song
    11. Your favorite love song
    12. Your favorite villian song
    13. Your least favorite song
    14. Your favorite kiss
    15. The first movie you saw
    16. Your favorite classic
    17. Your least favorite classic
    18. Your favorite Pixar film
    19. Your least favorite Pixar film
    20. Favorite sequel
    21. An overrated movie
    22. An underrated movie
    23. A movie that makes you laugh
    24. A movie that makes you cry
    25. Your favorite scene from your favorite movie
    26. Saddest death
    27. Your favorite quote
    28. Your favorite theme park
    29. Your favorite theme attraction
    30. Your favorite theme park show
    Day 3: Favorite Heroine:
    Belle because she was book smart and knew what she wanted. She didn't fall for money and looks. She only cared about personality. Which I found was the best lesson Disney could teach. (;
    ♥ ♥

  10. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Bahh. Didn't you know I was a sheep?

  11. ShaniaL ShaniaL
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:33am UTC
    It's difficult to sling mud and not get your own hands dirtyJust remember that ;)

  12. QoyotingGeet QoyotingGeet
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 6:47am UTC
    Interesting fact: Its actually an offence when you say "No offence"

  13. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    I'm a f.cking actress.

  14. adri15purple adri15purple
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    You can save your apologies ,
    you're nothing but a liar .

  15. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    Want a new friend?c: Text me.
    330.360.1164

  16. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    It is scientifically proven that people who have birthdays live longer.

  17. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    I love bragging
    It makes me feel awesomer than everybody else

  18. LadyMarie13 LadyMarie13
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    Its Funny How When Im Loud People
    Tell Me To Be Quiet But When Im Quiet
    People Ask Me Whats Wrong

  19. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Okay how about this
    Next time I feel the need to voice my opinion
    I will and you can all not respond

  20. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 11:57am UTC
    You can buy anything at Walmart
    •cookies
    •skirts
    •meat
    •bread
    •dresses
    •movies
    •virgin blood
    •gift cards

:)

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