Donuts Quotes

crimson24
posted a quote
January 6, 2016 10:43pm UTC

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut."
-Mitch Hedberg

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
February 7, 2015 10:31pm UTC

seriously cookie dough filled donuts
are the best things ever like don't question
it

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 1:36am UTC

*orders 420 donuts* aha glaze it lmao

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SeeU
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 4:32am UTC

Donate 900000000₩ to save hippo-squirrels.
Thank you now I can buy all the donuts I want~

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 10:40am UTC

*orders 420 donuts*
aha glaze it lmao

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burning*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 6:45am UTC

♥♥♥♥♥
I think your mouth
Should be quiet because
It never tells the
Truth anyways.
♥♥♥♥♥

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 9:46am UTC

I've been eating
nothing but brownies
ice cream
and donuts
the past few weeks
So how the hell did I lose weight?!

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 7:51pm UTC

One time this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:26pm UTC

You're insecure.
donut what for.
you're turning lettuce heads
when you walk through the door.
don't knead makeup
taco verr up.
lima bean the way that you are
is enough.
everyone else eating cheese can
see it.
everyone else but you.
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE
LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR
FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS
I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO.
ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.

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MasterSword
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Hottie:Wanna
date?
Me:Well yeah but...
Hottie:But what?
Me: Your'e a donut.
Hottie:uggggggghh
-Me literally talking
to a donut-

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megzzyluvzu
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:58am UTC

Eating a bagel and wishing it was a donut....
Is it just me that feels that way sometimes??

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GO2HELL
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 8:18pm UTC

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:22am UTC

when a cop asks "do you know why I pulled you over?"
it's never a good idea to respond with
"because my tires look like donuts?"

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 5:21am UTC

I am really good at ordering/buying food
if it was a subject at school i would defs get A+++

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Cheerios = Donut seeds
Just let that sink in.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:24pm UTC

mom: did you eat all the donuts?
me: no.
mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
me: that's crystal meth.

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 6:09pm UTC

today seems like the perfect day to take the car out to the ball feilds and drive around, and when noones paying attention break out and do some donuts. i might have to do just that..

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:03pm UTC

So, the Boston police made Dunkin Donuts stay open
during the lockdown. That's when you know you're in Boston.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:00pm UTC

Person: In Boston, we only care about three things: sports, politics, and revenge
Me: Dunkin Donuts should be in there somewhere

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soccertrack
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April 3, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Bucket List #19
Steal a donut truck. Get in a high speed chase with police. Watch police chase down the donut truck.

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