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MasterSword

Status: Probably ordering more pizza.

Member Since: 13 Aug 2012 12:19pm

Last Seen: 20 Oct 2013 04:30pm

Birthday: March 12

Location: Chicago, IL

Gender: F

user id: 324780

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Hey, I'm Christina.
I like bands. They are mostly stuff like Fall out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, The Rolling Stones and Guns'n'roses.
I am quite a sarcastic person and use the winky face a lot ;)

MasterSword
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October 20, 2013 4:54pm UTC

She was beautifull. But not like those girls in the magazines. She was beautifull, for the way she thought. She was beautifull, for that sparkle in her eyes when she talked about something she loved. She was beautifull, for her ability to make people smile wven when she was sad. No, she wasn't beautifull for something as temporary as her looks, she was beautifull, deep down to her soul.

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MasterSword
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October 20, 2013 4:41pm UTC

I have so much homework to do
what movie should i watch

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MasterSword
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October 20, 2013 4:39pm UTC

It says "Write something your parents would be proud of"
um how about no

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MasterSword
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July 31, 2013 6:35pm UTC

*Just saw this quote*
"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve"
Yeah, he did. But There is nothing wrong with being gay/bisexual or anything like that. He only made Adam and Eve because we wouldn't be hee if he didn't. He loves us for who we are, regardless. So, your point is invalid.

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MasterSword
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July 31, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Girls: So, what guys are you into, Christina?
Me: Uhhh... Male?

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MasterSword
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July 31, 2013 6:12pm UTC

So, i've been in england for two weeks now and today I had my first fish and chips... Dang, it was nice. The old woman nearly had a heart attack when I said i's never had it before. But then she realised i'm american. ;)

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MasterSword
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July 31, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Us girls, we don't fight fair.

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MasterSword
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July 31, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Teacher: So, next
up is... Ah!
Christina...
Me: What?...
Teacher: Tell the
class about yourself
Me: Well... The
first thing I do
when I wake up
is go back to bed

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MasterSword
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Hottie:Wanna
date?
Me:Well yeah but...
Hottie:But what?
Me: Your'e a donut.
Hottie:uggggggghh
-Me literally talking
to a donut-

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MasterSword
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Dad: Go outside
and mow the lawn.
Me: I can't i'm ugly.

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MasterSword
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 5:12pm UTC

get out of bed like
what up i'm going
back to bed.

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MasterSword
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July 31, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Poem 1:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
To all you haters,
Wer'e 2fab4u

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MasterSword
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 4:49pm UTC

New Friend: So,
Christina. Describe
yourself in 5 words.
Me:What time is lunch yo

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MasterSword
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July 30, 2013 9:50am UTC

That awkward moment when you call your teacher mom :/

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July 30, 2013 9:42am UTC

We could be broke,
But I couldn't care.
cause i've got it all
When your standing there.
You make me feel,
Like I'm a M i l l i o n a i r e.
The moment I set my eyes on you girl,
I'm like the richest guy in the world.
You make me feel,
Like i'm a M i l l i o n a i r e .

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MasterSword
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 11:19am UTC

Don't cut your wrists,
Don't cut your thighs.
Put down the lighter,
Show the world your still alive.
Put the scale back,
And go and have some dinner.
Sweetheart your worth it.
Please listen,
Stop your crying and dry your eyes.
Put the rope back,
And drop the gun.
Spit out the pills,
This isn't how your story ends.
You're a child,
You shouldn't dream of death.
Please, please listen.
Stop faking that smile,
And let your eyes tell your lies.
It'll be hard, but please try...
You might descover,
That life isn't that bad, or hard.
So keep fighting,
Show the world your still alive.

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MasterSword
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June 10, 2013 3:01pm UTC

"I love Justin Bieber"
Well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making a twitter account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you...

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MasterSword
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June 10, 2013 2:56pm UTC

I wonder if i'm
anyones crush...
Lol nah.

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MasterSword
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 3:57am UTC

Calling a teachers by their first names because your sassy and can't be tamed.

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MasterSword
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June 9, 2013 3:55am UTC

Why have abs when you can eat kebabs?

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