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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2016 7:28am UTC
    we can be heroes, just for one day

  2. HopelessRomantic760 HopelessRomantic760
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    I normally hate pet names. But when he calls me his angel it is one of the sweetest things ever.

  3. HopelessRomantic760 HopelessRomantic760
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 4:46pm UTC
    And I'd rather die on the day
    That I give you a kiss
    Than spend the rest of my life
    Knowing I never did.
    So just hold me and tell me
    That I'm everything you need.
    Tell me that that lonely
    Little heart of yours
    That I've been dying for
    Ain't out of reach.

  4. fangirling_freak fangirling_freak
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 10:25am UTC
    people assume that time is a strict
    progression of cause to effect, but
    actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey
    wimey stuff
    - David tennant, the 10th doctor

  5. fangirling_freak fangirling_freak
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 10:19am UTC
    Why, I might even call you a genius,
    except I'm in the room.
    -David Tennant, The 10th Doctor

  6. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    I don't know, my relationship with
    my siblings is either,
    "Yo I'll help you hide the
    body," or "Don't even
    breathe in my direction."
    There's no in between.

  7. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Of course anyone who truly loves books buy more of them than
    he or she can hope to
    read in one fleeting lifetime. A good book, resting unopened in
    its slot on a shelf, full of
    majestic potentiality, is the most comforting sort of intellectual
    wallpaper.
    -David Quammen

  8. dallydude dallydude
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Don't hassle the hoff.

  9. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 7:52am UTC
    You loved me and I froze in time
    Hungry for that flesh of mine
    But I can't compete with the she-wolf, who has brought me to my knees
    What do you see in those yellow eyes?
    Cause I'm falling topieces

  10. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Me: What time is it?
    David: Time for you to buy a watch.
    Me: *laughs*
    Me: *still laughing* No seriously, what time is it?
    David: *straight-faced* No seriously, time for you to buy a watch.

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 11:14am UTC
    Language Class yesterday:
    Teacher: What does holding up your middle and index finger symbolize?
    Linsey: Victory, like you won.
    Stephen: Peace, or another form of goodbye.
    David: You'd like a double order of fries.
    My language teacher needed to step outside and reevaluate his decision to become a high school teacher.

  12. yeabuddy yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    Oh I, I’ve been so blind
    Like a fool I was falling, falling for your lines
    I fell for you one by one, line after line
    How was I so blind.
    -David Myles

  13. cathycat15 cathycat15
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 10:47am UTC
    “We're not freaks, Tally. We're normal. We may not be gorgeous, but at least we're not hyped-up Barbie dolls.”
    ― Scott Westerfeld, Uglies

  14. Samwise Gamgee ♥* Samwise Gamgee ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    I REALLY THINK I'M IN LOVE.
    I know
    "Your to young to know what love is"
    and
    "Some day you'll see how stupid this all is"
    but
    I've thought I've felt this way before.
    And
    I know I was worng now loooking back.
    But
    I'm looking back at how is this time is different?
    and
    It's very different.

  15. epicness epicness
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 12:30am UTC
    David Guetta was in Costa Rica and I went! I swear I almost died, I love him so much and he's the best DJ ever... David if you ever see this ( which you probably won't :/ ) I love you so so SO much!

  16. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    I am constantly torn between killing myself or killing everyone around me.

  17. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    You like someone who can't like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.

  18. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who is gonna save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet. Inversely, i am also a dark wizard. You got a problem with that? - David Tennant introducing himself to people

  19. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    But nothing's gonna change
    waiting on yesterday ♥

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Joan Rivers: I met Adele, was she on the show?
    David Letterman: Oh, yeah! Lovely lady!
    Joan Rivers: What is her song, Rolling in the Deep?
    Joan Rivers: She should add fried chicken
    Joan Rivers: She kept saying, "My throat, my throat, I don't know if I can swallow
    Joan Rivers: And I said "Oh, yeah. You can swallow."
    ...
    Adam Hills: If you make fat jokes about Adele, you're being a d//ck
    Adam Hills: And I'm referring to you, Joan Rivers
    Adam Hills: F//ck you!
    Adam Hills: How dare you make fun of of one of the best female role models on the planet for the way she looks!
    Adam Hills: When you're so insecure about your own face!
    Adam Hills: You've spent more money on it than the producers of Life of Pi spent on that tiger

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