Dan Quotes

MyDarkFate
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August 12, 2015 6:26pm UTC

*In mental asylum*
"Hey, what you in for?"
"My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
"so?"
"so I set fire to the house"

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MohawkMojo
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October 14, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine

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josephxX
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September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

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Steve*
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September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC

when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
dan and phil: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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bye*
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August 26, 2013 5:22pm UTC

dan and phil are so cute together not even in a “ship” way but they are friends and they live together and have fun and they cook food for each other i want a friend like this

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CookieMonster09*
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August 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Every book has a last page,
every show has a final season;
accepted that there will never ever EVER
be any more of these people ever again
IS LIFE DESTROYING
- Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

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coolsuperstarz
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July 31, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Dan&Phil<3
~My youtube life.

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SaveTheHype
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July 30, 2013 1:31am UTC

You could even be a rollerblading unicorn if you want.

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Llarmarmy
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 7:51am UTC

When you ship two people so hard
It starts to destroy your life

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absent *
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July 19, 2013 5:00pm UTC

They see me scrollin'

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BASTILLE
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July 19, 2013 3:40pm UTC

I have written you down
Now you will live forever
And all the world will read you
And you will live forever
In eyes not yet created
On tongues that are not born
I have written you down
Now you will live forever

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BASTILLE
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July 7, 2013 4:06pm UTC

And I will try to love you,
It's not like I'm above you...

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absent *
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 2:40am UTC

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE

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*Sacha*
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June 27, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Speaking words you've picked up,
As you've walked through life alone..

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absent *
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June 24, 2013 1:57am UTC

So apparently Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil are a waste of time.
GO DIE!

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OnlyIfForANight99
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June 19, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Format chickittylover
'No good sir, for I have the power of
Triangles!'
~danisnotonfire~

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*Sacha*
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May 16, 2013 5:28pm UTC

You look the same but I don't recognize you,
I look at you dead in the face,
But I can't find you.
Forever Ever - Bastille

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officialmona
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 11:33pm UTC

Has anyone started a Gossip Girl site? Because if not...WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR??!?!

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officialmona
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of manhattans upper elite.
You know You love me...
xoxo Gossip Girl
NOW TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO MISSES THAT?

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*Sacha*
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May 13, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Solitary Brother,
If theres still a part of you that wants to live?
Solitary Sister,
If theres still a part of you that wants to give?
Killer - Bastille <3 ft. F-U-G-Z.

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