Crap Quotes

lost dreamer*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 6:19pm UTC

&&; these walls would come
crumbling down for you.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 6:14pm UTC

"He should send me running, but he just...doesn't. The way he lives, so freely, the way he speaks, not caring what anyone thinks...it's infectious. Dangerously infectious."

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imthebrunette
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:53pm UTC

I remember in second grade
I had this crush on a boy ( can't remember his name, he
moved ) and i would try SO HARD to get his attention.
Like i hung out with him and his friends evem if he tried
to get me to go away, and now look at me. I can hardly
even talk to a boy without going, "uhh... fhekjgwkjgbw?"
format jimmy365

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littlemertz2
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 12:31pm UTC

When people start telling you your best friend is now just using you to get to your brother.Thank you for confirming something I already knew, but was trying to deny.Sincerely, the broken best friend.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Im sitting in school with fair_love ( *kittensareepic* )aka Nkki in the school library and she bit my hand. We also found out that witty only works on the school iPads . Im also playing minecraft. MULITTASK BI-OTCH

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 2:48am UTC

Today I was in the village (Manhattan) and when I walked past a group of drunk-a** white guys, one of them said to me
YO!!! MY BRO LOVES YOU!!
So I snorted and then walked away and tripped as I got back into the car. .-.

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 4:17am UTC

Just found out that a guy I'd been crushing over for years had liked me back.
He just never acted on it because he was afraid of my mum.
Ffs. What an idiot.

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:34am UTC

I want to get high.
Not on drugs.
But on the feeling you give me whenever you're around.
On your scent.
On your touch.
On your taste.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 3:19pm UTC

You can't treat people like crap then expect them to love you.

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Only girls know how it is,
to look at the calender and think "sh(i)t."

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 12:07pm UTC

I worked so hard on a great quote. i pressed a button and it disappeared.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
djkfhdskajhfkdshfkljhdsjkalhkfjdhsdakjhfjkdhjkh!!!!!!!!

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myboys
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 4:46pm UTC

so my dad is using my phone to call his work bc his phone isnt working
he just took it
and went upstairs
my phones unlocked
he has accsess to everything on my phone
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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DeathlyHallows
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Today was crap. Everything was awful, and then one girl put me over the edge during the last period by ruining my bag and got coffee over it-long story short. She didn't even say sorry to me. I was so mad because all my notebooks and folder were trashed, so I was going to my science teacher (Mr. P, let's say) to get new papers, and he asked me what's wrong...I broke down in front of him hysterically crying. He sat me down, and I just exploded everything from how I hate everyone in the school to wanting to kill this girl. He understood completely and just sat and talked to me for half an hour. Then he took my bag and cleaned in the sink. Then helped me clean up my folders and notebooks. I never thought a teacher would be so kind. He's my favorite person in the school right now.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 8:53pm UTC

{ PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE ME
LAUGH SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:26am UTC

CRAP, SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Me: *drops durk-a-durk*
Me: crap

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 11:54am UTC

*Last day of summer vacation*
Me: *Cries*

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timi
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 10:57pm UTC

I feel like crap :( I gots a really bad cold and I have to work until Thursday.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Person: *Keeps talking about a load of crap.*
Me: "Hey come here a second I need to tell you a secret :x"
Person: *Walks over to me.*
Me: "Come a little closer!"
Person: *Moves in.*
Me: *Shouts in person's ear*
"PLEASE JUST SHUT UP."
<3

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 5:58pm UTC

♥I'm sorry that...
I don't live to please you.
I am not some puppet on a string.
Your words are wasted because they don't matter.
You no longer mean that much to me.
Everyone has moved on.
I don't seem to give a crap.
You have nothing over me.
mhm yeah.
Sorry not sorry.

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