happiest* posted a quote
October 25, 2013 1:32pm UTC
"When life gives you a bad romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys just dance.... xDD <3" 14 year old me being cool and edgy And before you ask , yes i did like my own status
happiest* posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:12pm UTC
my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
happiest* posted a quote
October 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
happiest* posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC
miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.
happiest* posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC
When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
happiest* posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:22pm UTC
queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her