happiest* posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
happiest* posted a quote
October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC
one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
happiest* posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC
Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
happiest* posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:12pm UTC
my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
happiest* posted a quote
October 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
happiest* posted a quote
October 7, 2013 3:01pm UTC
Me: Why is this book over Me: Why couldn't it be longer Me: What am I supposed to read now *glances at pile of unread books* Me: Don't look at me like that