Chicago Quotes

Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 7:57pm UTC

» i met ezekiel young from salt lake city about two years ago
AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS SINGLE AND WE HIT IT OFF RIGHT AWAY. HE'D GO TO WORK,
he'd come home, i'd fix him a drink. we'd have dinner. and then i found out. "single" he told me. single my a.ss
not ony was he married, oh no! he had six wives
one of those mormons, you know?
so that night when he came home from work ♥ i fixed him his drink as usual
you know, some people just can't handle their arsenic

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 7:53pm UTC

» you know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Ernie. Ernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. pop.
LIKE, I COME HOME THIS ONE DAY I COME HOME AND I AM REALLY IRRITATED AND LOOKING
for a bit of sympathy and there's bernie laying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing. no, not chewing. popping.
so i say to him, "you pop that gum one more time..."
and he did.
so i took the shotgun ♥ off the wall
and i fired two warning shots. into his head.

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alisonDB21
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May 13, 2013 1:17pm UTC

I get to go to Chicago!!

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Yo_Im_Ronan_
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April 19, 2013 10:49pm UTC

It snowed today.
In. April.

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maxxvolume13
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April 15, 2013 10:13pm UTC

I didn't do it, but if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

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StayAwake__
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April 10, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I've got a smile
that I put on
when I'm not at home
when I'm not alone
but it is so hard
to make that smile
'cause I know I'll be at home
and alone in a while
--chicago - mississippi delta city blues--

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StayAwake__
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April 10, 2013 6:46pm UTC

xXx____________________________________________________ yesterday I would not have believed
THAT TOMORROW THE SUN WOULD SHINE
--chicago - alive again--

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punklove182*
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March 31, 2013 11:34pm UTC

You can look right through me,
Walk right by me,
and never know I'm there.

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ReneeLisaaa
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February 23, 2013 12:45am UTC

I wish I had the appeal of Velma Kelly in Chicago.

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