Best Chicago Quotes This Month

mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 9:05pm UTC

So today in history our teacher (Mr. Stone, if you're curious) made us right Christmas lists. This was mine:
-Combat boots
-Warped tour tickets
-Riot Fest Tickets (3-day, chicago)
-Unlimited band merch
-A unicorn

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:13pm UTC

The United States has no choice but to attack Syria becuase dictator
Bachar Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before he was just killing them with bullets. But, if America cared about shooting people, we would be invading Chicago.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 9:37pm UTC

You were
the last
good thing
about this
part of
town...

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RandomGirl42
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:32pm UTC

Sorry Steve,
The Stanley Cup belongs in Chicago

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 12:35am UTC

YOU ARE THE REASON
my heart beats
TONIGHT IS JUST
you and me.
Please don't remove this!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:09pm UTC

» i loved al lipschitz, more than i can possibly say.
HE WAS A REAL ARTISTIC GUY. SENSITIVE, A PAINTER, BUT HE WAS TROUBLED.
he was always trying to find himself and on the way
he found ruth,
gladys, rosemary, and irving.
i guess ♥ you could
say we broke up because of artistic differences. he saw himself as alive. and i saw him dead.

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punklove182*
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:34pm UTC

You can look right through me,
Walk right by me,
and never know I'm there.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:02pm UTC

» mit keresek, en itt? azt mondjak.
HOGY A HIRES LAKEM LEFOGTA A FERJEMET EN MEG
lecsatpam a fejet. de nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. nem tudom miert mondja.
uncle sam, hogy en tettem. probaltam a rendorsegen megmagyarazni
de nem ♥ ertettek meg
yeah, but did you do it? uh uh. not guilty.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:07pm UTC

» my sister veronica and i had this double act. my husband, charlie, travelled around with us.
NOW FOR THE LAST NUMBER IN OUR ACT WE DID 20 ACROBATIC TRICKS. 1,2,3,4,5
splits spread eagles, back flips, flip flops. one right after another. well this one night we were in the hotel in
cicero, boozin and having a few laughs and we ran out of ice. so i went to get some. i come
back, open the door, and there's veronica and charlie doing number 17--the spread eagle.
well i as in such a state of shock i completely blacked♥out i don't remeber
a thing. it wasn't until later when i was watching the blood off my hands i even know they were dead

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 7:57pm UTC

» i met ezekiel young from salt lake city about two years ago
AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS SINGLE AND WE HIT IT OFF RIGHT AWAY. HE'D GO TO WORK,
he'd come home, i'd fix him a drink. we'd have dinner. and then i found out. "single" he told me. single my a.ss
not ony was he married, oh no! he had six wives
one of those mormons, you know?
so that night when he came home from work ♥ i fixed him his drink as usual
you know, some people just can't handle their arsenic

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:00pm UTC

» now i'm standing in my kitchen, minding my own business
CARVIN UP THE CHICKEN FOR DINNER AND IN STORMS MY HUSBAND WILBER
in a jealous rage. "you been screwin the milkman." he says. he was crazy.
and he kept screaming,
"you been scewin the milkman!"
and ♥ then
he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 30, 2014 7:01pm UTC

This is
what made
Us who
We became,
Where they
Know Me,
Not Just
my Name
-A Day to Remember
"City of Ocala"|Common Courtesy

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
September 3, 2014 5:00pm UTC

Things I Don't Understand:
So yesterday, it was the first day of school and went pretty well except I kept forgetting to zip up my bag... Anyway I was in English class and the teacher asked who read or seen Divergent I very excitedly raised my hand. Until this one girl was like, "Yeah, but I didn't like it very much," and the teacher asked, "Why"? The girl responded with "It was just so boring." and I was like, "Excuse you, What?!" BORING?!?!" How the frek is Divergent boring in anyway?? REREAD THE BOOK!...

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Yo_Im_Ronan_
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 10:49pm UTC

It snowed today.
In. April.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 7:14pm UTC

LONDON,
TOKYO,
BOSTON,
FRISCO,
D.C,
CHICAGO,
BALTIMORE,
TORONTO,
There's a
party at
the end
of the
world
MEMPHIS,
RIO,
DUBLIN,
MEXICO,
PARIS,
HERE WE
GO!
-All Time Low
"Hello, Brooklyn"|Nothing Personal

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 23, 2015 6:53pm UTC

But There's
a Light
on in
Chicago and
I know
I should
be Home.
-Fall Out Boy
"Chicago is So Two Years Ago"|Take This to Your Grave

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 7:53pm UTC

» you know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Ernie. Ernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. pop.
LIKE, I COME HOME THIS ONE DAY I COME HOME AND I AM REALLY IRRITATED AND LOOKING
for a bit of sympathy and there's bernie laying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing. no, not chewing. popping.
so i say to him, "you pop that gum one more time..."
and he did.
so i took the shotgun ♥ off the wall
and i fired two warning shots. into his head.

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alisonDB21
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:17pm UTC

I get to go to Chicago!!

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 11:41pm UTC

Stolen from: WouldYouGoDownWithMe
BeTruthful.
A - Available? Single as a pringle
B - Birthday? October 5
C - Crushing on? No one
D - Drink you last had? Water
E - Easiest person to talk to? I guess my mom
F - Favorite song? Therapy- All Time Low
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? GUMMY BEARS! STEVE! :D
H - Hometown? Chicago, IL
I - In love with? My wifey Robyn
J - Jealous of? My lil bro's innocence
K - Killed someone? No
L - Longest car ride? Dunno
M - Milkshake flavor? Vinalla
N - Number of siblings? 2 lil bros
O - One wish? That life didn't have to suck so bad...
P - Person you texted last? Robyn :3 on her b-day
Q - Question you are always asked? 'How's homework going?"
R - Reason to smile? Music, family
S - Song you last listened to? I'm Not Okay, I Promise- MCR cover by Patty Walters sooo goood *-*
T - Time you woke up? 10ish
U - Underwear color? Pink leapord print
V - Violent moment you had? I throw stuff if I'm Really angery so
W - Worst habit? Being lazy af
X - X-rays you had? A few on my stomach searching for one of those spacer thingys I swallowed during a dentist appoinment when I was maybe.. 6? & I got a full body scan for when I got hit by the car.
Y - Yoyos are? Cool if you know how to use them
Z - Zodiac sign? Libra and proud

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punklove182*
posted a quote
May 27, 2014 12:46am UTC

He loves me so,
that funny honey
of mine.

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