Camping Quotes

Raxin
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June 22, 2016 10:53pm UTC

If the crumbs are moving, they're not crumbs.
quote and format by Raxin

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ChildOfTheTardis
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December 16, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Camping is intenseGet it?No?......ok

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LittleCaringFreak
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December 4, 2013 9:07am UTC

When chilling at some random dudes tent, while on a camping trip, turns into a semi sleep over. #MakingMemories.

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mtndewhm*
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October 27, 2013 11:25am UTC

I went camping this weekend you guysss.
I didn't have internet all weekend.

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Heidi*
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October 24, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I find out my friend is going to the same campsite as me this weekend.
Me: We camp in a tent. Are you going to go in a camper or in a tent?
Friend: No we are visiting to my dad's lake house on the campsite.
Me:.........

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writtenrain*
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September 10, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Guy I go camping with: You're so lucky that you get to wake up at 5:30 am. I have to wake up at 4:00 am.
Me: Why?
Him: I have to finish my homework from the previous day.
Me: Why don't you just do it the night before?
Him: But that's minecraft time....

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Pudding007
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August 19, 2013 9:04am UTC

Me out camping with a friend
Friend: Did you know grizzlies can run at like 35 mph?? and considering we're both kinda slow if one shows up we're dead
Me: I don't need to be fast, i just need to be faster than you

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courtneylol_*
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August 2, 2013 2:11pm UTC

*camping by fire*
dad's friend: take your foot away from the fire or else your croc will burn! see now your croc is ruined.
my dad: *disgusted face* all crocs should be burned anyways.
i love my dad.

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Rosaa
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July 26, 2013 11:19am UTC

Going camping wish me good luck

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Vailkri
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July 22, 2013 2:01pm UTC

He hasn't the slightest idea of what him being gone has done to me.

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Hailee31
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July 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC

*goes camping*
*rides 4 wheeler with brother all day*
*wakes up next day and cant feel face*
*walks outside*
mom- HEY LOBSTER!!!
me- ha ha shut up.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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July 18, 2013 9:58pm UTC

I'm going camping
for 3 days.
that means 3 days without witty.
witty don't F O R G E T M E ♥

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KeepFighting
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July 9, 2013 7:47pm UTC

I love camping and being outside of town where you're surrounded by trees and there's not many people around.
It's so peacful. I don't worry about anything except for maybe getting a few bug bites. The real world, all the drama,
all the fighting, all the pain, everything. It's just gone. I don't think about harming myself or not wanting to wake up.
I'm out living life and loving every second of it. All the tress, the animal, the flowers, everything. It's like my safe haven.
I can day dream all day about what life would be like if I was out there. Waking up and going to stand on the balcony
with that special person's arms wrapped around me as we both stare iout at the beauty. Everything just seems so perfect.
For that amount of time everything is perfect. I'm free from everything.

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baby_doll_sane
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May 31, 2013 10:56am UTC

Me: *dancing by the camp fire
Alix: you know what I love about you?
Me: what? :)
Alix: you're always dancing :)

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Kawaiichan
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May 7, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

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