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  1. zombies.are.kwl * zombies.are.kwl *
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    I used to pray like God was listening
    I used to make my parents proud
    I was the glue that kept my friends together
    Now we don't talk and we don't go out

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2016 6:39pm UTC
    HAVE ANOTHER DRINK
    AND DRIVE YOURSELF
    HOME, I HOPE THERE'S
    ICE ON ALL THE ROADS
    AND YOU CAN THINK OF
    ME WHEN YOU FORGET
    YOUR SEATBELT AND
    AGAIN WHEN YOUR
    HEAD GOES THROUGH
    THE WINDSHIELD.

  3. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:47am UTC
    Nothing's absolutely definite,
    'til it's absolutely, definitely gone.

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2016 6:52pm UTC
    Is THaT wHaT You caLL TacT?
    You're as subtle as a brick
    IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK, SO
    LeT's enD THis caLL, anD
    end this conversation.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  5. han* han*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    I am the
    watch you
    always wear
    but you
    forget to
    wind.

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2016 6:29pm UTC
    Is THaT wHaT You caLL a GeTawaY?
    Tell me what you got away with, 'cause
    I'VE SEEN MORE SPINE IN JELLYFISH,
    I've seen moRe GuTs In
    11 YEAR OLD KIDS.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  7. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2016 6:10pm UTC
    DON'T APOLOGIZE, I HOPE
    YOU CHOKE & DIE.

  8. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2016 2:47pm UTC
    THEY SAY YOU NEED
    TO PRAY IF YOU WANT
    TO GO TO HEAVEN BUT
    THEY DON'T TELL YOU
    WHAT TO SAY WHEN
    YOUR WHOLE LIFE
    HAS GONE TO HELL.

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    you are second - hand smoke
    [x][x][x][x][x][x] you are so fragile and thin,
    standing trial for your sins
    ~~~~~~~~ holding on to yourself
    the best you can

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2016 8:40pm UTC
    do you believe you're missin out
    that everything good is happening somewhere else
    but with nobody in your bed
    the night's h a r d t o g e t t h r o u g h.
    — Brand New, Jesus

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2016 2:53pm UTC
    MY TONGUE'S THE ONLY
    MUSCLE IN MY BODY
    THAT WORKS HARDER
    THAN MY HEART.

  12. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 9:01am UTC
    Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face.

  13. _StayStrongBeautiful _StayStrongBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
    I've seen more guts in eleven year old kids.

  14. Pretty_Odd Pretty_Odd
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2015 9:21pm UTC
    I used to pray like God was listening
    {I USED TO MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD}

  15. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2014 8:40pm UTC
    back in school they never taought us what we needed to know
    like how to deal with dispair, or someone breaking your heart
    for twelve years i've held it all together
    but a night like this, is begging to pull me apart
    ormat by chealseexpeace absolutely no credit to me

  16. Pretty_Odd Pretty_Odd
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2015 9:42pm UTC
    Well Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die
    ----------------------
    I'm a little bit scared of what comes after.

  17. Pretty_Odd Pretty_Odd
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2015 12:11pm UTC
    Is this the way a toy feels
    when its batteries run dry?
    I am the watch you always wear,
    but you forget to wind.

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2016 11:43pm UTC
    Jesus Christ, that's a
    PreTTY Face, THe
    KInD You'D FInD on someone
    i could save.

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2016 9:44pm UTC
    Well, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after. Do I get the gold chariot? Do I float through the ceiling? Do I divide and fall apart? 'cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark.

  20. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 6:43am UTC
    I'm not your friend,
    just a man who knows how to feel

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