benefits of being my boyfriend -you get to touch the booty -you get to touch the booty in public -you get to touch the booty in bed -you get to touch the booty upside down -you get to touch the booty sideways -you get to touch the booty
So about a week ago I was walking past a bunch of boys who yell out, "7/10 nice effort." and instead of just ignoring them I felt the need to shout out "Excuse me have you seen this booty? I am worth at least an 8.5 thankyou." I could still hear them laughing as I was halfway down the street.