Best Blown Quotes This Month

CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and sits on a big rock and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason why I don't like you is because I LOVE you.
The reason I don't want you is because I NEED you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I do EVERYTHING for you.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Nope. You just got pranked by the prank patrol!
*camera crew face her and laugh at her face*

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CrazyAtHeart
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 8:29pm UTC

vol de mort
in French means
'theft of death'

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hotchick123
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 4:56pm UTC

What If ,..
Water is posoinous and that's why we die, it's just a late reaction.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Awkward = Shy = Hidden about yourself = Mysterious = Attractive
MIND = BLOWN

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Gpc11
posted a quote
September 17, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Mind = Blown!Internet links turn purple after you visit them because blue & "read" make purple!

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 10:46pm UTC

You just realized...
The Hunger Games
has 3 books: 23 people die
each year in the games..
There are 12 districts..
The move came out 3-23-12.
Mind = Blown

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ilybooboo
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:52am UTC

a kiss blown is a kiss wasted,
a true kiss is a kiss tasted

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Gpc11
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 12:53am UTC

If people could read minds, and two people were reading eachother's minds, wouldn't they just be reading their own minds?Mind=blown.

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DoWhatYouLove
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 8:31pm UTC

1. Go to youtube
2. Search Virtual Barber Shop
3. Have your mind blown
Mind = Blown

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dani_booXD
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February 25, 2013 9:34pm UTC

the ABC'S and twinkle twinkle little star have the same melody :D

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