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  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    Mind = Blown!Internet links turn purple after you visit them because blue & "read" make purple!

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 12:53am UTC
    If people could read minds, and two people were reading eachother's minds, wouldn't they just be reading their own minds?Mind=blown.

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No.
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and sits on a big rock and the boy runs after her and says...
    The reason why I don't like you is because I LOVE you.
    The reason I don't want you is because I NEED you.
    The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I do EVERYTHING for you.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Nope. You just got pranked by the prank patrol!
    *camera crew face her and laugh at her face*

  4. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Awkward = Shy = Hidden about yourself = Mysterious = Attractive
    MIND = BLOWN

  5. DoWhatYouLove DoWhatYouLove
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    1. Go to youtube
    2. Search Virtual Barber Shop
    3. Have your mind blown
    Mind = Blown

  6. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    What If ,..
    Water is posoinous and that's why we die, it's just a late reaction.

  7. dani_booXD dani_booXD
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    the ABC'S and twinkle twinkle little star have the same melody :D

  8. ilybooboo ilybooboo
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 9:52am UTC
    a kiss blown is a kiss wasted,
    a true kiss is a kiss tasted

  9. CrazyAtHeart CrazyAtHeart
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    vol de mort
    in French means
    'theft of death'

  10. Jillianxxx Jillianxxx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    You just realized...
    The Hunger Games
    has 3 books: 23 people die
    each year in the games..
    There are 12 districts..
    The move came out 3-23-12.
    Mind = Blown

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