Blessyou Quotes

DreamLikeReality
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February 7, 2014 4:46pm UTC

Today in school someone tripped over a chair leg and I said "Bless you"... -.-

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SarahLee3494
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I only say "Bless you" twice.
If you sneeze a third time,
I assume you can't be blessed
and you're a demon
who must be destroyed.

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Veronica Smith*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 11:49am UTC

me: *sneezes*
everybody: *silence*
somebody else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
class hamster: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 5:39pm UTC

Just know that every time you sneeze,
that's a million more bacteria rendered homeless.

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC

if you ever feel stupid just remember once a girl's water bottle fell off the table and I said "bless you"

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Zicky
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July 21, 2013 4:22am UTC

When people compliment me
it's like wow are you being for real like bless you and your family
i hope all your dreams come true.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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July 17, 2013 12:19am UTC

My boyfriend's not allowed to sneeze in public
Girls be like "bless you"
B/tch, he's already blessed, he has me.

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lithium*
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June 17, 2013 6:58pm UTC

when a cute boy sneezes I don't say bless you
because I see that god already has

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unicorn001
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May 27, 2013 12:43pm UTC

Yesterday I was at a
party and I was sitting at a table and I accidentaly kicked my foot on the chair in front of me and it made a little "cling" noise. Well right after it made that noise some relative that I didn't know was like, "Bless you!"
Lol!

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seeyouthen
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April 24, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Me: *sneezes 2 times
Me: *raises my arm like I'm gonna sneeze again
My class: Bless you
the Principal: Bless you
Channing Tatum: Bless you
Spiderman: Bless you
Obama: Bless you
Me: *puts my arm down
Me: Gotcha :)

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Erinbean98
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April 23, 2013 8:55pm UTC

I'm the type of person,
who can have a sneeze
echo throughout the classroom,
and never get a "bless you"
/.\

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers "bless you" and hangs up.

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cvnt*
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March 1, 2013 10:11pm UTC

"Bless you."
I'm atheist.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 12:48pm UTC

This girl's water bottle fell off the table and I just said "Bless you."
No wonder I am a socially awkward potato.

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