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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2016 9:51pm UTC
    my sense of humor: the quick beep when
    someone swears on reality tv.

  2. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2015 9:49am UTC
    I don't beleive I'm capable of love,i don't beleive I'm able to love without hurting you.
    I will hang from above,dangling just enough to put my shoes into your view.
    I don't beleive i can't go five secondswithout holding hands with my doom.
    Because i reject Sanity, in my mind there is no room.
    I beleive I'm going crazy, or I've just started listening to It..
    I've opened my ears, and opened my wrists.
    I peeked through the crack below, saw his shoes pacing to and fro.
    and as my rage explored the depths my mind, i felt my own bones,
    but my soul lost purpose, when I saw those shoes were my own.
    and now I'm sitting here in the dark of my closet,
    Afraid of the dark and all it's inhabitants,
    what i saw i wish i forgot it,
    But this razor is the closest I've gotten to a visit.

  3. skull1111 skull1111
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:21am UTC
    You know that annoying beeping you get in your ear?
    That's your brain flat-lining.

  4. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    I should just quit school and become a brostitute,
    you pay me to just hang out and chill.

  5. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 8:05am UTC
    Beep beep beep beep...
    I ran into a guy the other day in a one way area at school.
    Started making that noise and he backed up for me.
    Funniest thing ever.......
    I guess you had to be there -_-

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