Best Banks Quotes This Year

kelly*
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September 20, 2013 7:42pm UTC

me: *breathes*
tyra banks: when i was younger i'd breathe all the time and i'd get rejected but remember smile with your eyes be fierce

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Crazy girl*
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June 9, 2014 1:31pm UTC

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pen.

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kelly*
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August 6, 2013 4:23am UTC

CHASE YOUR DREAM
WORK TO THE EXTREME

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TheDysfunctional
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April 23, 2013 8:38am UTC

Why do banks have chains on their pens?
oh no, they stole the pen! How will be afford another?

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happygirl22
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March 1, 2013 3:51pm UTC

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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AEleanore
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May 26, 2013 8:35pm UTC

If money dosen't grow on trees,
then why do banks have branches?

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theWalrus
posted a quote
July 8, 2014 10:59am UTC

The name's Banks.
Robin Banks

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ThisIsMe943
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Only in America....
we leave the doors to a bank wide open, but then chain the pens to the counters

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 12:54am UTC

What if I never even see you cause
we're both on a stage. Don't tell me
listen to your song, because it isn't
the same. I don't wanna say
your love is a waiting game

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BluePearlXx
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April 21, 2013 8:19am UTC

If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 6:42pm UTC

You trust a bank with your money
but they can't even trust you with their pens

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Searchingforpurpose*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 6:09pm UTC

I don't understand banks....
Why do they attach chains to their pens?
if I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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BannedIt*
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May 16, 2013 12:24pm UTC

I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money you should at least trust me with your pens!

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countrychic98
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 11:44am UTC

While signing something at the bank, my dad noticed that the bank's pens were tied to the desk.
he then asked the manager,
"We trust you with our money, but you don't even trust us with your pens?"

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