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Bank Quotes

  1. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course? Each of us has a bank. It's name is time. Every morning, it credits you with 86, 400 seconds. Every night it writes off as lost, whatever of this you failed to invest into a good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no over draft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no drawing against "tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success. The clock is running. Make the most of today

  2. ImNotArObOt* ImNotArObOt*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    You don't know laziness until you rob a bank, and to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on the news, rather than count it yourself.

  3. Onix* Onix*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:39am UTC
    Why...
    I am worried about growing up?
    Bank queues

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:27am UTC
    Grandma: Take those pictures of me off your Facebook. People can use it to get into my bank account.

  5. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 10:36am UTC
    Your smile is social service

  6. TheDysfunctional TheDysfunctional
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Why do banks have chains on their pens?
    oh no, they stole the pen! How will be afford another?

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