Badluck Quotes

Deianeira*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 3:44pm UTC

Tried to do laundry.
Washer broke.
Tried to make a sandwich.
Fridge broke.
Fine then, modern technology.
I hate you too.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 11:00pm UTC

Jack:I'm Superstitous
Dean: and I'm Lactose Intolerent
Jack:I'mterrified of bad Luck
Dean: and I can't eat or drink Dairy Products.
<♥< <♥< <♥< <♥<
- Jack Howard and Dean Dobbs
"The Stairs"|IoMFGItsJackandDean.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 1:45am UTC

I get that 2014 just started,
but I'm having some serious
bad luck. Like, I've had a bad
headache every single day
so far, fighting with my cousin
so my family will hate me soon
(no real loss there, but my mom
will be p.issed), failed my driving
test over something hella stupid,
got into an altercation with the
guy that works at gamestop
resulting in him refusing to sell
me something I needed for my
xbox (the little s.hit), the store
I was going to buy a mattress
at closed (like, forever), the guy
I like started ignoring me, and
to top it off I'm getting all this
acne and I never get acne the
f.uck, man?) 2014, you're a b.itch.

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:42am UTC

Today has just not been my day
-I failed my exam
-got in a car accident (sorta)
-tripped over the stairs like ohmygod that hurt
-and now my pizza is burned
Yay...

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Petyr Baelish*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:28pm UTC

so, um, yeah, I just smashed my mirror...
Probs won't be around for about seven years

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rooftops*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Dear you,
This is the story you heard a million times. On how life let me down in the simpliest of ways. Just as I was starting to become happy again. I come home today with the stress of a school assignment I kept putting off. It's due Thursday but that wasn't the real problem. As soon as I got home my parents were fighting. They fight a lot but it was extremely different. Then my mom said it. She was done and that she was planning on getting a divorce. I thought nothing of it because she's said it before but then we went to her friends and in the car she turned to me; tears in her eyes and said, "I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm sorry, I just don't." and then she told me about how she was going to get divorce papers tomorrow. And the world crashed down around me as I realized what was actually happening. So as I sat at her friends Cindy's house with Kris (Cindy's son) and they talked about how my mom and I are moving in this weekend; I bit back tears. Eventually I couldn't anymore and the walls crashed down and I cried in front of everyone. I guess what I'm saying is this is probably the end of me for awhile. I doubt I'll be able to be happy anymore, and I doubt I'll keep clean. I just think it's kind of sick how I can't even get the slightlest break from badluck. Well I have to go take down my band posters and start parking now.
Goodbye.

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Lane *
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 3:32pm UTC

I'm having such luck on Friday the 13th. Ironic much...I think yes.

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Vampire123
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 11:22am UTC

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck. -Some Nights by fun.

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mysterygirlll
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 9:32pm UTC

i get so frustrated with my self because i didn't do anything about the guy i liked. everyone told me to tell him, but i was too afraid. wow living with regrets really sucks.

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EdgeFace
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 12:46am UTC

Am I still your charm, or am I just bad luck?

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:51pm UTC

Me: -not so innocently watching Black Veil Brides interview with my parents in the room-
Headphones: Hey, you know what would be really funny?
Me: Uh...
Headphones: If I just randomly came out
Headphones: at a very
Headphones: inappropriate time.
Me: Wait, wha-
Headphones: -comes out-
Jake Pitts: ...has seen CC naked at least twice.

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:16am UTC

I'm the book you always opened,
BUT YOU NEVER READ.

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idarly
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:09am UTC

Music Shuffle Fortune Teller #4
Who Loves Me?
No One- Alicia Keys
Format by Sandrasaurus

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idarly
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:02am UTC

Music Shuffle Fortune Teller #3
What do your friends think of you?
Drunk- Ed Sheeran
Format by Sandrasaurus

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idarly
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 3:59am UTC

Music Shuffle Fortune Teller #2
What mistake will you make in the future?
Waking up in Vegas- Katy Perry
Format by Sandrasaurus

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idarly
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 3:54am UTC

Music Shuffle Fortune Teller #1
What song will play at your funeral?
Heart Attack- Demi Levato
Format by Sandrasaurus

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wanderer*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 12:36am UTC

1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 9:10pm UTC

I always seem to
f/ck things up.
Things would go great..
but in the end..
everything would
just turn around.

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Erica_213
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:58pm UTC

i have a feeling that i'm gonna have to go on one of those
dating cites.
cause i seem to have bad luck finding a
great guy.

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