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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2016 3:44pm UTC
    so, I am turning 21 in march (too old for this site? maybe. but I shall never leave.) and I wanted a bottle of Viniq as my gift. my mom got it for me super early, which I didn't really want. I wanted it on my birthday for my birthday. but oh well. anyway, she got it for me early, but still said it was my present. AND THEN SHE DRANK IT. like am I the only one that thinks it's messed up when your need for alcohol is bad enough that you have to take away your daughter's birthday gift? I was saving the rest for my godmother to try. but she drank it. she didn't even like it.

  2. fefe123 fefe123
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 1:17pm UTC
    So..(":
    Remember Austin? && how i posted the story of us && how I Missed him?(: Well, last night we were talking and he was acting weird, my dad called me so i put down my phone; When i came back, i had a notification of Facebok(:
    Austin posted on my wall that read;....
    Faith we've been through Hell and back for real i mean you're amazing && i wanna be happy again. I Miss everyone, I Miss you the most. You're the best girlfriend i ever has. The reason i left was because i thought everyone hated me, i was scared to come over but I Miss My Girl ugh....
    Well, Will You Go Out With Me?(":<3
    I Said Yes<3(":
    I have MY Boy Back<333

  3. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 8:30pm UTC
    When a
    Thug gets asked out: Yo man i'm good.
    Jock gets asked out: Your not really my game.....
    Nerd gets asked out: Uhhhh....is this for real?
    Chearleader gets asked out: N-O, Whats that spell? NEVER!

  4. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 3:43pm UTC
    Confession 33
    I'm not talking to myself,
    I'm talking to my best friend who passed away
    because he asked me to talk to him everyday in his suicide note.

  5. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 6:49am UTC
    "Show me your scars," he said.
    "But.. why?" she asked.
    "I want to see how many times you
    needed me and I wasn't there."

  6. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Awkward moment when you're questioned
    Why aren't you a boy?

  7. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 6:19am UTC
    He asked me for a hug yesterday...and I can't stop thinking. What did it mean to him?

  8. santiagoo95 santiagoo95
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Someone asked me if I knew you a million memories flashed throught my mind,but i just smiled and said no (◕‿◕✿)

  9. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I think I just got asked to homecoming in the cutest way. EVER. The guy came up to me, and handed me a little blue box. Like, a ring box. I opened it, and on the inside there was a note that said "Homecoming?"
    I swear, I could cry. That was so sweet and so unexpected.

  10. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 1:06am UTC
    The Way I Was Asked To Homecoming Was Perfect♥
    I Can't Stop Smiling♥

  11. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    I love you to the moon and back...
    but I'd go farther if you asked.

  12. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    I have asked myself
    everyday, the same thing
    why...
    why did something so horrible have to happen?
    why couldn't it of been a dream?
    I wish
    I just could of
    been asleep
    the whole time.

  13. Heyitspoppy Heyitspoppy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    The only difference betw een cake and your opinion....
    Is that I asked for cake-.-

  14. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    You asked so much from me
    I never wanted to be this
    I wanted you to love me
    look at me now
    a scared girl
    how could
    you

  15. gravity_enemy gravity_enemy
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Today, my friend asked me after showing him Witty
    "Why don't you use Twitter, it's basically the same thing"
    Me: *facepalm*

  16. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:39am UTC
    My Brothers Been Dead For Almost 13 Years.
    It Is Not Easy, The Pain Does Not Lessen,
    I Spend Countless Hours Everyday Thinking Of Him,
    The Pain Hurts Less Because It Isn't New,
    But It Never Goes Away, Its Not Something You Get Over, You'll Never Get Over It.
    You Can't Move On From It, You Can Accept It && Cope With It, But It Still Hurts Everyday.

  17. Emmi89 Emmi89
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    So my 13 year old cousin was asked,
    How do you know if someone truly loves you?
    And her reply was,
    “Because they'll keep telling you that you make them happy, and you make them proud, they'll keep calling you things like princess, baby, etc. They'll write you cute paragraphs, they'll take cute pictures with you, they'll want to be with you every second of every day, they'll complain about how much they miss you even if you were together 5 minutes ago, they'll keep telling you that they love you, until you have a cute argument about who loves who more, when watching a film turns into a play-fight or a tickle-fight, you can go on each other’s phones and write banterous tweets or statues about each other but both know you're only joking, and so much more”
    and you know what?
    I agree.

  18. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    What I asked for my birthday when I was 5:
    A Barbie Doll
    A Bike
    A Unicorn
    What I've asked to get for my birthday this year:
    Doc Martins
    One Direction
    A Unicorn

  19. AVFC1874 AVFC1874
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    If one day
    i actually START to matter,
    Please let me know</3

  20. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    Okay , so yesterday
    I was on an airplane headed back from Florida. I was seated next to this guy who spoke another language. He saw my teen magazine, and took it out from the seat. It was twist magazine. He started reading it! I thought it was pretty funny. Did I mention he's a grown man?
    I asked him if he wanted to keep it but with the little english he knew, he said "No...thankyou."

:)

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