Asians Quotes

angelcharms
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October 27, 2013 7:11am UTC

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard and they're like
"it wasnt that hard"

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Serendipity *
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October 26, 2013 11:32am UTC

My homework brings all the asians to the yard
And they like, ''It wasn't even hard''
Okay, im a horrible person ._.

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We_Are_Legion
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October 9, 2013 11:12am UTC

Person: Why do all asians wear glasses?
Brother: Have you seen our eyes?
Person: Ha true. But why isn't she wearing glasses?
*points to me*
Brother: Because she is so gorgeous and they make her look even more stunning, it would just be unfair.
I love my brother :)

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dreameronthemoon
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October 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC

So there were three soldiers in the wood with one officer.
One soldier was black, one soldier was white, and the other was asian.
The officer told the black soldier, "Go get wood."
The officer told the white soldier, "Go find food."
The officer told the asian solder, "Go get supplies."
The three officers did as told and in about an hour,
the black and white soldier came back with what they were ordered to bring...
But the asian soldier was no where to be seen.
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bush and as they neared the bush...
(highlight)
The asian jumped out of the bushes yelling,
"Supplies!!"

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Marian*
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September 8, 2013 10:54pm UTC

My homework bring all the asians to the yard
and they're like ''it wasn't even hard.''

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...*
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August 29, 2013 2:40am UTC

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
And they're like, it wasn't even hard
I'm gonna teach you,
but I have to charge.

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LifeIsDeeperThanScars
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Up all night talkin with the one I love, we had to stay quiet but it was more than worth it. He sucks at singing but it was very cute to here him try. I don't mean to rhyme here but he's my most favorite guy. For awhile I have kept him and I'm not willing to give him up.

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JustGiveMeCake
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June 3, 2013 2:46am UTC

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haynaww_17
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 12:27pm UTC

If your phone gets wet,
try putting it in a bag of dry rice.
At night, the rice will attract Asians
who will fix your electronics for you.
Just a joke, dont mean to offend anyone,
i found it on tumblr and thought it was ridiculous!

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sanchezkk
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May 19, 2013 11:59am UTC

life hack: if your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. at night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you

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capsized*
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April 26, 2013 12:54pm UTC

Mom: Asian's are some of the safest people in the world.
Me: There are Asian gangs too, and stuff
Mom: And they're called study groups.
Me: OMG. I quit life.

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squishy37
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April 26, 2013 7:53am UTC

no matter what you’re good at in life there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 22, 2013 10:02am UTC

My Asian Friend and I's conversation
Friend: When my stomach growls, my stomach sounds like a kitten
Me: That's... different
Friend: It must've been that dinner I had last night
(NO HATE PLZ. i'M NOT RACI.ST I PROMISE)

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Ayesha01
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 10:01pm UTC

Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.

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neonzebra2449
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:29pm UTC

My math team got beat by a bunch of Asians today
I don't know why we went.

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hobosammyo
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February 2, 2013 6:28pm UTC

My homework brings all the asians to the yard, and they're like it wasn't that hard

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