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squishy37

1. squishy37
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   April 26, 2013 7:53am UTC
   no matter what you’re good at in life there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
   
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2. squishy37
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   April 13, 2013 3:03am UTC
   Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe
   
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3. squishy37
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   April 12, 2013 7:59am UTC
   The urban dictionary's explaination on what Witty Profiles couldn't be any more true.
   
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4. squishy37
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   March 18, 2013 6:42am UTC
   having to write emails to your teachers is the worst like i have no idea whether just to be really proper and articulate or just go “yo wassup my niger”
   
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5. squishy37
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   March 18, 2013 6:32am UTC
   Itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me.
   
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6. squishy37
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   March 15, 2013 6:06am UTC
   Dear McFly,
   Love is NOT easy.
   
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7. squishy37
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   March 11, 2013 3:35am UTC
   Who is your favourtie artist/band? want to explore different types of music.:)
   
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8. squishy37
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   March 11, 2013 3:32am UTC
   I made eye contact with him today. I turned around just to see he was already looking at me. I can't even. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. I Can't. I can't do this, but how can I just get over someone who is everywhere i go, just around the corner? HOW DO YOU GET OVER SOMEONE?!
   
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9. squishy37
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   March 4, 2013 5:13am UTC
   Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
   A: Hold on to your nUts, this is no ordinary bl0w j0b!
   fave if you giggled! ;)
   
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10. squishy37
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    March 2, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
    A: a $100 bill!
    fave if you giggled!;)
    
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11. squishy37
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    March 2, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.
    
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12. squishy37
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    February 27, 2013 1:32am UTC
    Everyone has their own specific taste in music, you may not particurlarly like someone else's taste in music but you have absolutely no right to say anything negative about it. Everyone loves music and so it should bring people together not apart. Music is one mutual thing that nearly everyone who isnt deaf has in common.
    Whether it be R 'n' B, rock, pop, blues etc. everyone has the right to listen to what they want and not have to worry about other people think.
    so shut up and stop hating
    
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13. squishy37
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    February 26, 2013 5:32am UTC
    *me at school on witty*
    friend: oh hey whats that? that looks cool
    me: *gives her the look of death*
    me:*gets out of witty fast as lightning*
    me:*runs away never to be seen again*
    
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14. squishy37
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    February 23, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    what is your relationship with your crush/boyfriend/girlfreind like?
    COMMENT?!:)
    
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15. squishy37
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    February 12, 2013 2:43am UTC
    You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
    
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16. squishy37
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    February 9, 2013 2:16am UTC
    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
    
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17. squishy37
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    February 7, 2013 6:12am UTC
    me: dayumm, boy why so fine, you blow my mind!
    me:do you like water? if yes then you already like more than 70% of me.
    me:kyfkiyfhsiudf YOU ARE SO HOT!
    me: you breathe. i breathe. hallulujah its a match made in heaven. we should married.
    guy:
    me:
    guy:
    me:
    guy:
    me: he so wants the v.....
    
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18. squishy37
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    February 7, 2013 6:06am UTC
    I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
    It's impossible to put down.
    
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19. squishy37
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    February 6, 2013 2:23am UTC
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
    
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20. squishy37
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    February 5, 2013 3:21am UTC
    What does it mean when a man is in you bed gasping for breath and calling you name?
    You did'nt hold the pilow down long enough.
    pleaseee fave if you giggled!<3
    
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