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squishy37

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Member Since: 6 Jan 2013 05:21am

Last Seen: 24 Nov 2013 03:04am

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user id: 345279

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                               ALOHA MY FELLOW WITTIANS! ~~~~~
                                                      my social  group of the people i hang out with call me simmy or sim-dawg
                              i celebrate my coming into this world on the fouth of june
                                                                     and i live down under in australiaaa!!!!! yeeee. ^.^
                              oh and I go to Hogwarts school of Whichcraft and Wizardry!
                                                                    i am your average teenager who enjoys...
                                 music and food and sleeping and um ellen degeneres!  
                                                                ~simmy out
  1. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 7:53am EDT
    no matter what you’re good at in life there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

  2. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:03am EDT
    Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe

  3. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 7:59am EDT
    The urban dictionary's explaination on what Witty Profiles couldn't be any more true.

  4. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:42am EDT
    having to write emails to your teachers is the worst like i have no idea whether just to be really proper and articulate or just go “yo wassup my niger”

  5. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:32am EDT
    Itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me.

  6. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 6:06am EDT
    Dear McFly,
    Love is NOT easy.

  7. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 3:35am EDT
    Who is your favourtie artist/band? want to explore different types of music.:)

  8. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 3:32am EDT
    I made eye contact with him today. I turned around just to see he was already looking at me. I can't even. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. I Can't. I can't do this, but how can I just get over someone who is everywhere i go, just around the corner? HOW DO YOU GET OVER SOMEONE?!

  9. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:13am EST
    Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
    A: Hold on to your nUts, this is no ordinary bl0w j0b!
    fave if you giggled! ;)

  10. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:32pm EST
    Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
    A: a $100 bill!
    fave if you giggled!;)

  11. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:15pm EST
    Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.

  12. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 1:32am EST
    Everyone has their own specific taste in music, you may not particurlarly like someone else's taste in music but you have absolutely no right to say anything negative about it. Everyone loves music and so it should bring people together not apart. Music is one mutual thing that nearly everyone who isnt deaf has in common.
    Whether it be R 'n' B, rock, pop, blues etc. everyone has the right to listen to what they want and not have to worry about other people think.
    so shut up and stop hating

  13. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:32am EST
    *me at school on witty*
    friend: oh hey whats that? that looks cool
    me: *gives her the look of death*
    me:*gets out of witty fast as lightning*
    me:*runs away never to be seen again*

  14. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:21pm EST
    what is your relationship with your crush/boyfriend/girlfreind like?
    COMMENT?!:)

  15. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:43am EST
    You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!

  16. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 2:16am EST
    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

  17. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 6:12am EST
    me: dayumm, boy why so fine, you blow my mind!
    me:do you like water? if yes then you already like more than 70% of me.
    me:kyfkiyfhsiudf YOU ARE SO HOT!
    me: you breathe. i breathe. hallulujah its a match made in heaven. we should married.
    guy:
    me:
    guy:
    me:
    guy:
    me: he so wants the v.....

  18. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 6:06am EST
    I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
    It's impossible to put down.

  19. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 2:23am EST
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  20. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 3:21am EST
    What does it mean when a man is in you bed gasping for breath and calling you name?
    You did'nt hold the pilow down long enough.
    pleaseee fave if you giggled!<3

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