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squishy37

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November 24, 2013 12:49am UTC
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

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posted a quote
November 23, 2013 6:51pm UTC
confession #5
many years ago back in like 4th grade,
in Catholic school,
my best friend and I taught ourselves how to scream
every day on lunch break we
would go into the bathroom and
sit in front of the mirrors and practice
we felt like it was the only thing we could do right
One day a group of girls came in while we were
doing a screamo version of Poker Face.
I think that saying they freaked out would be an understatement.
We thought it was hilarious
Until later that day our parents recieved a call from the office
asking why we had been summoning satan in the bathroom.
totally worth it.

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November 23, 2013 5:44pm UTC
The best way to be happy is to
make others who are depressed or suicidal happy.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 8:04pm UTC
What does Miley Cyrus eat for
Thanksgiving?
Twerkey.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 7:54pm UTC
"Whatever you give a woman, she will
make greater.
If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
a baby ;
If you give her a house, she will
give you a home ;
If you give her groceries, she'll give
you a meal ;
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
be prepared to get a ton
of sh.t. "

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 3:07pm UTC
dakota fanning is only 3 years older than me and is dating a 32 year old i’m so inspired

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gab*
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November 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
and maybe,
JUST MAYBE,
he likes YOU TOO.

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kristabff
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC
Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 9:23pm UTC
Soemtimes,
telling a girl that she is beautiful
can brighten her day of darkness

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Lethal*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 3:55pm UTC
Do I need a literal rain cloud to show you my depression?

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BravoSierra
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November 19, 2013 5:45pm UTC
if you were a fruit,
you'd be a fineapple.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 6:55pm UTC
Sometimes the hardest thing to say
are those that straight comes from the heart

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Vinita*
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November 18, 2013 7:57pm UTC
I love it when we have cloudy days
becuase when the sun sets
the sky looks like a glob of cotton candy

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:40pm UTC
I would lose weight,
but I hate losing things.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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November 19, 2013 5:47am UTC
Stealing from a robber would be the perfect crime ever...He wouldn't be able go to the cops without turning himself in

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Tori-bird *
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November 18, 2013 9:55pm UTC
me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
This quote does not exist.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 9:55pm UTC
more issues
than vogue

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 7:04pm UTC
it's a metaphor.
"you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do it's killing."

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ICameInLikeADinosaur
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 9:53pm UTC
The Eyes are Useless if the Mind is Blind

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