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squishy37

  1. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 2:55am UTC
    What is the difference between burnt toast and a pregnant woman?
    Nothing, in both cases it was taken out too late.
    fave if you laughed or smiled!:) hehe.

  2. squishy37 squishy37
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 2:46am UTC
    I bet you I could stop gambling.

:)

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