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Best Alphabet Quotes Today

  1. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 7:55am UTC
    And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math."

  2. KattyBieber KattyBieber
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    If Plan A doesn't work, don't worry because the alphabet has 25 more letters.

  3. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
    My little sister: 22!
    Me: No, there's 26.
    Sister: Not ah, 22! My favorite letter is ELEMENO, remember?

  4. lollipop213 lollipop213
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    The One Direction Alphabet.
    A is for the all the good times we don’t want to end,
    B is the the band; those five best friends.
    C is for carrots; when Lou won our hearts,
    D is for dancing; Zayn’s nerves at the start.
    E is for eyes; Niall’s are so blue,
    F is for fans, the old and the new.
    G is for goals; they never gave in,
    H is for Harry; and his cheeky grin.
    I is for individuals; coming together as one,
    J is for the Judges Houses; the place it all begun.
    K is for Kids In America; their performance was grand,
    L is for Liam; one fifth of the band.
    M is for Malik; Zayn’s last name,
    N is for Niall; the one we all blame.
    O is for obsession; our amazing dedication; P
    is for perfect; a standing ovation.
    Q is for quiff; Zayn’s signature hair;
    R is for rapping; the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
    S is for single; that went to number one; T
    is for Tomlinson; who loves to have fun.
    U is for urchin; that stung Louis in the sea;
    V is for video diaries; pouring cups of tea.
    W is for ‘What Makes You Beautiful’; the first song they released;
    X is for the X Factor; where we watched their talent increase. Y is for the years to come; the tours they will do;
    Z is for Zayn; part of the One Direction crew.

  5. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    If plan A doesn't work out, there's 25 other letters in the alphabet, one of them has to work

  6. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 2:03am UTC
    ALPHABET OF ME!!
    [a]vailable: probably for a while…..
    [b]irthday: 2,10,98
    [c]rush:Leighton <3
    [d]rink you last had: Froke (Frosen coke)
    [e]asiest person to talk to: Jasmine
    [f]avorite genre of music: pop, rock
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: totally gummy worms
    [h]ad your first kiss: nope nobody likes me :(
    [i]nstrument: Flute, Piano
    [j]uice: Apple and black current
    [k]illed someone: yes…but don’t tell anyone……..lol Kidding!
    [l]ongest trip: 2 weeks
    [m]ilkshake flavor: Strawberry
    [n]umber of siblings: 1
    [o]ne wish: for someone to actually care about me…
    [p]erson who holds the best memories with you: Amber
    [q]uiet or loud: naturally LOUD!!!
    [r]easons to smile: absolutely everything!!
    [s]ong: I'm dancing with tears in my eyes by Ke$ha
    [t]ime you woke up: 6:00am
    [u]mbrella: ??
    [v]egetable: CARROTS!
    [w]arm at the moment: OH YEAH!
    [x]-rays you've had: broke my wrist
    [y]our favorite animal:Purple flying elephant!
    [z]odiac sign: I have no idea!

  7. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 12:10am UTC
    There is a reason why the letters "n" and "o" and together and "u" and "i" aren't

  8. EllieLasnier EllieLasnier
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    Because I can see myself in your pants.

  9. wearesarcasm wearesarcasm
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 10:44am UTC
    Aphabet of Me
    [A]vailable: No

  10. Snowflake2412 Snowflake2412
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    ALPHABET OF ME
    [A]vailable: Yep
    [B]irthday: December 24th
    [C]rush: Nione atm
    [D]rink you last had: Red Bull
    [E]asiest person to talk to: Nobody really
    [F]avorite genre of music: Almost all of it
    [G]ummy bears or gummy worms: Bears
    [H]ad your first kiss: Yes
    [I]nstrument: Guitar (kinda)
    [J]uice: Orange
    [K]illed someone: No
    [L]ongest trip: 2ish weeks
    [M]ilkshake flavor: Strawberry
    [N]umber of siblings: 1 older sister
    [O]ne wish: To be happy
    [P]erson who holds the best memories with you: My best friend
    [Q]uiet or loud: Both (Depends on my mood)
    [R]easons to smile: I can't really think of one
    [S]ong: Jaymes Young - Moondust
    [T]ime you woke up: 9:30 a.m.
    [U]mbrella: I love the rain!!!
    [V]egetable: Potato
    [W]arm at the moment: Yeah
    [X]-rays you've had: Head, back, hand and leg (I'm clumsy:)
    [Y]our favorite animal: Dogsss!! :D
    [Z]odiac sign: Capricorn

  11. ninja_grapefruit ninja_grapefruit
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    No matter how old I get,
    I'll still have to sing the
    alphabet in my head to
    figure out which letter
    comes next.

  12. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 12:44pm UTC
    A - Available? Yah.
    B - Birthday? Julyy.
    C - Crushing on? Too many ;)
    D - Drink you last had? Coke
    E - Easiest person to talk to? Ma bestiies
    F - Favorite song? I dunno.
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms.
    H - Hometown? Canada ;o
    I - In love with? Too many ;)
    J - Jealous of? Everyone elses' perfection.
    K - Killed someone? Not yet ;o
    L - Longest car ride? Like...an hour?
    M - Milkshake flavor? Chocolateee
    N - Number of siblings? One.
    O - One wish? That I could find a guy.
    P - Person you texted last? My aunt..:$
    Q - Question you are always asked? Are your eyes real?
    R - Reason to smile? My friends can always make me smile, d'aww.
    S - Song you last listened to? Berzerk - Eminem
    T - Time you woke up? 11:30 x.x
    U - Underwear color? Hot pink ;D
    V - Violent moment you had? I threw a glass of juice across the room at my sister.
    W - Worst habit? Not eating all day, then eating a ton when I get home ;-;
    X - X-rays you had? My wrists, hands, arms, feet, ankles, back, hips, neck, uh.
    Y - Yoyos are? Swagalicious
    Z - Zodiac sign? Cancerr

  13. xxTORNxxDOWNxx xxTORNxxDOWNxx
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC
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  14. PierceVeilSirens PierceVeilSirens
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:32am UTC
    Band Alphabet!! Imagine Dragons won for letter I. Next letter is J!
    A- All Time Low
    B-Bring Me The Horizon
    C-Coldplay
    D-Deadmau5
    E-Escape The Fate
    F-Fall Out Boy
    G-Green Day
    H-HollyWood Undead
    I-Imagine Dragons
    J-

  15. PierceVeilSirens PierceVeilSirens
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    Band Alphabet!! Green Day won for letter G. Next letter is H!
    A- All Time Low
    B-Bring Me The Horizon
    C-Coldplay
    D-Deadmau5
    E-Escape The Fate
    F-Fall Out Boy
    G-Green Day
    H-

  16. PierceVeilSirens PierceVeilSirens
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    Band Alphabet!! Coldplay won for letter C. Next letter is D!
    A- All Time Low
    B-Bring Me The Horizon
    C-Coldplay
    D-

  17. PierceVeilSirens PierceVeilSirens
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Band Alphabet!! I'll Start. B is the next letter! Band chosen the most gets chosen.
    A- All Time Low
    B-

  18. Rainbow185 Rainbow185
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Bad luck Brian #1
    Eat's alphabet soup...
    Chokes on the 'D'

  19. PierceVeilSirens PierceVeilSirens
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Band Alphabet!! HollyWood Undead won for letter H. Next letter is I!
    A- All Time Low
    B-Bring Me The Horizon
    C-Coldplay
    D-Deadmau5
    E-Escape The Fate
    F-Fall Out Boy
    G-Green Day
    H-HollyWood Undead
    I-

  20. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:27am UTC
    And the Satan said,
    "Put the alphabet in math."

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