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  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2015 6:32am UTC
    i see the world from below my feet and ask myself why i am so small. i look upon the skies and wonder why i could never be as tall. there, i saw that it wouldn't take just one, but many to create a life. a life is when you savour the moments as your car windows are down, your hair whipping in front of your face, your music blaring. life is when you're interrupted by a force of nature that sweeps you off of your feet and sets you back down in a foreign land. life is when you're laying on your deathbed, laughing and smiling from all the memories you made. that is when you know you have fufilled lifes purpose.

  2. XworryingmidnightX* XworryingmidnightX*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 4:50pm UTC
    Why would you want to miss out on something so beautiful as life? Yes I know right now things seem bleak and you don't think that there is an end to the pain, but there is. There is an entire universe just waiting for you to open your eyes and see it; there is an entire life ahead of you. If you would give up, you wouldn't experience the things that you were meant to do like being the next president or blessing the world with your music or writing the next book that could save a billion people. Don't give up on something so precious as the world, don't give up on the amazing greatness that is you...

  3. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 4:11am UTC
    I see you like 'em skinny, with brunette hair
    You look at her like that and it's just unfair
    I'll never be pretty by your standards anyway.
    I'll never have her blue eyes or her beautiful face. You hold her the way I wish you'd hold me. She's your cutie-pie, she's what I want to be.
    I'm not experienced in the feild of love.
    But I like how you sound
    and I'm turning it up

  4. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 4:42am UTC
    i asked my cousin what he thought the DC in Washington DC stands for.
    he answered with "da capital".

  5. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    if you ever feel ashamed of yourself just remember that today i was taking my little cousin to a store and he saw a group of muslim women in burquas and said "LOOK, IT'S A GROUP OF NINJAS!"

  6. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    me : oh my god, you have to see this video
    friend : oh, i've already seen it
    me : oh (-_-)
    me on the inside : btch you better watch it again
    and pretend like its the first time you've seen it
    because i discovered it okay?

  7. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    where can i get cheat codes for life??

  8. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    "Let's put it
    this way....
    You suck."
    - m e t o m y e x

  9. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC
    Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
    Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
    Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
    Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
    Brother: *Waddles away*

  10. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    Today, my ex approached me.
    With a rat.
    So I screamed, and ran.
    About thirty seconds later i came back.
    "I thought you did'nt like rats."
    "No. It was just your face."
    That shut him up.

  11. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Girl:
    "You're fat!"
    Me: "You wish you had my
    curves."

  12. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    "will people stop talking about
    that damn ice movie?"
    "it's like they can't Let It Go"

  13. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    With every hurtful word said.
    There's a girl crying in her bed.
    With every girl told that's she's fat
    There's a girl vomiting it all back.
    With every girl wishing she didn't exist
    There's a girl slashing her wrist.
    With every girl told to commit suicide
    There's a family saying goodbyes.

  14. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    You're like a nokia.
    You're outdated, you're annoying, and you never die.

  15. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    She's wearing a slu't skirt.
    I'm wearing my jeans.
    And if you were choosing,
    you'd never choose me.
    She's a cheerleader.
    I'm on the maths team.
    If anyone was choosing,
    they'd never choose me.

  16. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 2:22am UTC
    "You're worthless"
    B.tch please. I'm priceless

  17. confused* confused*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    it’s not you’re* or your* it’s all Mine
    everything is Mine

  18. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    The Land of the forgotten
    The Bruised and Damned
    The Broken And the Sad
    The Let Down and Mad.
    They Strived to win in this life.
    But In this Land They all will...
    Forget you

  19. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    I never thought that it would have ended like this. I never thought wed have to end it like this. We were so happy please tell me what went wrong. I thought wed be forever. Okay so i was wrong. I thought you ment it when you told me you loved me. I thought that you wanted me after all the things you said to me. I was lead to beleive we were honestly ment to be. I was so wrong, And you have done me so wrong. I thought in your heart i did belong. I was just so wrong. Now were saying goodbye for the final time. It cuts to the core. How can i do it all without you. I dont know happyness beyond you. I dont want you to go im telling you to stay...But its too late youve already walked away

  20. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    And any feelings you might have for him get rid of them .They'll do you no good .
    You know how he is , but you just wish you could be the one he changes for .
    He'll break your heart and shatter it into a million pieces right where you stood.
    But you know , no matter what he does , theres no way you could love him more
    Because even though sometimes he gets you so angry and can be so mean
    That boy can act so different when you two are alone
    Make you feel like you are the only two in the world but you should have forseen
    What would happen in the end.Girl you should have known
    They might have been lies , they might have been truth .
    But those words he said to you will soon just be a memory of your youth.
    And any feelings you may have for him get rid of them.They'll do you no good.
    Because you know how he is girl , or at least ...you should.
    ALL MINE , Made it up as i went .What do you guys think??

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