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  1. Amenah Amenah
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    April 22, 2015 4:19pm UTC
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  2. YouNeedALifeBruv* YouNeedALifeBruv*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Our kids will probally go to a middle school dance, and the theme is 2010's
    Theyll wear legggings,with ugg boots and twerk to call me maybe

  3.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    WHEN IS MCDONALDS GOING TO START
    DELIVERING IT'S ALMOST 2014

  4. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    I swear i can find a better picture of him!

  5. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    I wonder how long it
    takes a giraffe to be
    sick.

  6. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Plastic bag: Keep away from babies
    Friend: You heard the bag get it away from Rhianan (me)
    Me: *dies laughing*
    True Story.
    Love yhah Holleh c;

  7. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    I don't think
    I should stab anyone,
    I can barely get the straw
    into my capri sun.

  8. detentionseries detentionseries
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    DetentiOn
    day one: chapter one
    I woke up to a ding-dong echoing around the house, and my brother gone.
    When our parents died, my older brother was 18 and I was 13. We lived with an aunt for awhile, but then he got a steady job and I'm now under his custody.
    He has his own apartment nearby, he's quite successful running his firm, and has quite a steady income flow, and since we didn't want to sell/rent the house, he let me live here and he checks up on me a few times a week. Unusual for a 16 year old..
    But it was 8A.M on a Friday, I was on vacation and I was being woken up.I went downstairs and peeked through the peephole, just to see Mark on the other side.
    I opened the door. "What?" I asked.
    "It's day one!" He exclaimed, all excited. "And you look like you woke up drunk on a couch."
    He pushed himself past me into the house. "Hey, I never agreed to this." I complained.
    "You never disagreed, either, and as far as I care, silence means consent." He continued, sitting in the kitchen.
    I sighed and threw him a green apple. "I'll make breakfast after I shower."
    I spent the next 10 minutes in the shower, then threw on some harlem pants and a tank top.
    "That was fast." I heard Mark state sarcastically.
    I opened the freezer and pulled out some frozen brownies, and set them to defrost in the microwave.
    "So what's the plan for today?" I questioned.
    "We're going to the beach." He said. "To the boardwalk."
    "Boardwalks are lame.. And mainstream." I replied, serving us each two brownies, and gaining a smirk from him.
    "These are nice." He said smiling.
    We left the house after awhile, and walked to the beach. I only had driving lessons next month, and Mark's car was in the mechanic, apparently.
    I kept staring at him whilst walking there. I don't know why, nor how my eyes kept finding their way right back to him, but there was something about this boy..
    Something worth discovering. He was so mysterious, yet so.. Captivating. And I hated to admit it, but I loved it.
    We got to the beach after around thirty minutes, and sat on the sand for a bit, not even talking. Just sitting.
    "I feel weird." He started.
    "Weird how?" I questioned.
    "I feel like I'm made of tiny hot ice cubes, and my heart's pounding." He continued. "I'm not sure whether I'm sick, or just really excited to be with you."
    "It's the brownies." I said, then burst out laughing.
    He sat up, and his eyes widened. "You drugged me!?" he yelled.
    "Shh. It's okay. I thought you said it was good stuff, anyways." I replied, smirking.
    "How am I supposed to go back home like this!?" He continued, looking at himself on his phone's frontal camera. "My eyes are red as the devil's d//k."
    We walked ended up walking back to my house, given how paranoid Mark was.
    We were sitting on the couch watching old episodes of Tom&Jerry, and eating pringles.
    It was rather amusing, to say the least, how he just kept rubbing himself all over the couch and claiming he was laying on cotton.
    "Alex?" I heard him mumble in a tired voice.
    "Yeah?"
    "This is a lonely videogame ride." He yawned.
    _______________
    Okay.. So this is chapter one :3 By this point you've probably noticed that this isn't the usual bad boy meets shy girl. In fact, it could be the other way around :b
    But yes, I hope this doesnt fail.
    (And I just had to include the videogame ride thing because someone filmed me high and I said that, and I just thought it was hilarious).. Not that you care xD

  9. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Adding "and sh/t"
    to the end of any sentence makes it sound thug.
    "I was blowing bubble and sh/t."

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 11:48am UTC
    one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”
    then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i
    was high
    to this day i still have not lived it down

  11. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    ♥When you take a picture with him♥
    Then your friend deletes it.

  12. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter Eight
    "Are you done yet?" Noah grumbled from outside the door for what felt like the hundreth time that hour.
    And yes, my fixation took about an hour.
    Who knows, I lost track of time after the first five minutes.
    "No, now shut it," Delilah snapped, looking irratated that she was hearing
    the same question as a few minutes ago.
    She had just put on yet another outfit on me that she had put together with the clothes
    from her closet.
    Most of her clothing had fit me, seeing as she was pretty tall for her age.
    She looked over my whole body once, and I was enormously relieved to
    find her smiling in approvement at what she had put on me. "This looks really good.
    Of course though, we're gonna have to go shopping to fill up your closet with
    some cute stuff. You can't just wear something cute one day."
    I shrugged, honestly not caring how I looked at school, as always.
    But yet, after the young girl had spun me around and towards the
    mirror to look at myself for the first time, I gasped at what I found.
    I couldn't lie, the girl was good.
    What I wore was honestly rather simple, yet still stunning.
    Especially compared to the sweatpants and baggy t-shirts I usually wore.
    I now wore a flowy white tank top, which showed off my surprisingly
    nice curves since it was tucked into some ripped light skinny jeans, which also showed off some fit legs I never took notice of before.
    To complete the look, i wore a golden charm necklace that hung low,
    and some gladiator sandals.
    On top of that, Delilah had applied some makeup on my face, simple things
    like mascara, lip gloss, blush, etc. Though in conclusion, it gave off
    the natural makeup look. My dark brown hair cascaded in waves over my shoulders
    and down my back. It almost went down to my waist,
    surprising me since I usually wore it in a ponytail, so I hadn't known it was this long.
    All in all though, I felt so pretty right then-- something i hadn't felt in a bit. After everything in my life went downhill, I stopped trying.
    "Okay, now I'm done!"
    "Finally," Noah grumbled from outside, his voice muffled. He opened the door, sauntering in.
    And then he froze.
    _________________________________________
    Oh Noah boy, what shall you say in the next chapter?
    Oh and , I don't notify anymore, it takes a while with so many people needing to be notified.
    Sorry guys. :(

  13. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:57am UTC
    My second favourite thing to do on witty now is reading retarded tags
    ©RejectedGamer

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