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Gladerz
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February 25, 2013 8:06am UTC
Me: *Do 10 push-ups*
"Alright! Where are my abs?!?!"

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doublesidedice
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February 18, 2013 7:38pm UTC
Phone conversation with Emma and I:
Emma: what is that sound?
Me: I'm hitting my abs
Emma: ew that sounds gross
Me: just lift your shoulder blades off the floor, they're hard as rock!
Emma: ewww....that sounds.....just....ewww

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MyWittyProfile
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February 8, 2013 6:23pm UTC
WHY DO GUYS PULL UP THEIR SHIRTS AND TAKE PICTURES WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE ABS?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?

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it_goes_on*
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February 6, 2013 9:41pm UTC
That awkward moment when 3 guys send you pictures of their abs & you aren't sure when you died & went to heaven

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beebessey
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January 26, 2013 9:15pm UTC
Everyones always like "its a double standard if a guy has his shirt off you can stare at his abs, but if a guy glances at a girls chest he's a perv." Uhhhh no. Its natural for guys to look, and if I was hanging out of my shirt I would expect someone to look, just like if you have abs and are shirtless I am looking.

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