THE SIGNS AND
THEIR
STATUS
Aries: If you are mean to
me, I'll kill
you. If you're good
to me, I'll be the
best friend
you ever had. It's your choice.
Taurus: I'm
single because I
can't find
anyone who I love more
than food. (If taken:
MIRACLES ARE REAL)
Gemini: I have two
personalities; deal with any of
them you want.
Cancer: I'm not a cry baby, you are the one who is
mean to me.
Leo: If I fall
in love with you, you're lucky; it's difficult for me to
love someone more
than myself.
Virgo:
*Something
inspirational
and probably they will have a whole book on that
topic*.
Libra: If 2x+{4-2*35+π2}=5,37 then
x=? Who cares,
teacher, this
won't help me with my life anyway.
Scorpio: I hate it when I walk in class late and
they look at me
like I killed a
man, hello,
I have obviously killed 5!
Sagittarius: If
I'm not on an adventure
for over a month,
then call the police, I
may be dead!
Capricorn: I know my
jokes aren't funny! OMFG
Aquarius: If I'm
awake in class, I will probably be staring at my
crush.
Pisces: Never call me
a cutie again. I
know I look
like one, but I'm made
of Satan himself,
trust me!
