Zodiacsigns Quotes

Etsimaresei
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May 20, 2016 2:45pm UTC

Most to least likely to be on their phones in class
GEMINI -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Leo -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Aries -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Aquarius -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Pisces -> But I LOVE my phone! I can't leave it alone!
Τaurus -> Nobody cares what the teacher says anyway...
Sagittarius -> Let's be on our PHONESSS
Scorpio -> A waste of time tbh...
Cancer -> But I'll get detention!
Libra -> Oh, I'm literally STUCK on my phone but NOT in class.
Capricorn -> I wanna pay attention to the lesson!
Virgo -> Me too!

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Etsimaresei
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May 15, 2016 6:41am UTC

The "I'm in love with a fictional character/celebrity" squad:
TAURUS, Gemini, Cancer, LEO, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces
The "I'm in love with a random person that I probably don't even know their name" squad:
Aries, GEMINI, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
The "I'm in love with a unique person who's one of a kind" squad:
ARIES, TAURUS, Cancer, LEO, Virgo, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN, Pisces
The "I hate everyone except my crush" squad:
ARIES, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, SCORPIO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

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Etsimaresei
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May 15, 2016 6:18am UTC

The signs in a gang team
Aries: The one who starts every fight with other gang teams, great at fighting.
Taurus: The one who has everything they need; food, weapons, spray etc.
Gemini: The one who is sent to be a member of other gang teams just to give their actual team info.
Cancer: The one who drives them out of trouble.
Leo: The leader who gives instructions to EVERYONE.
Virgo: The one who drives them to the place of the fight.
Libra: The one who is sent to make everyone be with their side.
Scorpio: The best fighter. EVER.
Sagittarius: The rebel that never follows the leader.
Capricorn: The one who has almost every single plan.
Aquarius: The crazy one who makes graffities everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Pisces: The one who other teams make fun of for being cute but ends up fighting the sh*t out of them.

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Etsimaresei
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May 12, 2016 2:27pm UTC

Cute couples:
Aries x Scorpio (You guys have much in common, don't listen to the haters, I think you're really cute together)
Taurus x Cancer (Cutiness over cutiness)
Gemini x Leo (PERFECT!)
Virgo x Capricorn (Earth x Earth... works perfectly)
Sagittarius x Aquarius (CRAZY AF YOU BOTH ARE)
Pisces x Libra (This will be interesting!)

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Etsimaresei
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May 9, 2016 3:58pm UTC

THE SIGNS AND THEIR "KEEP CALM" STATUS
Aries: Don't keep calm and punch everyone in the face!
Taurus: Keep calm and keep sleeping...
Gemini: Keep calm and add me on FB
Cancer: Keep calm and stay cute
Leo: Keep calm cause I'm the boss!
Virgo: Stop those keep calm posts! -_-
Libra: Keep calm and carry on.
Scorpio: Don't keep calm and kill everyone!
Sagittarius: Don't keep calm, a new adventure is coming!
Capricorn: Don't keep calm, exams are coming!
Aquarius: Keep calm and be yourself
Pisces: Keep calm, wait for me to give you your gift!

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Etsimaresei
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April 26, 2016 11:13am UTC

THE SIGNS ON A ROAD TRIP IN THE BUS
Aries: Please, shut up! I wanna sleep! If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Taurus: *Eats*.
Gemini: *To Aries and Cancer*. NO! *Throws eggs out of the window*.
Cancer: Gemini, stop throwing eggs, it's impolite!
Leo: *Takes selfies and waves at everyone out of the window*.
Virgo: *Reads*
Libra: Peace, everyone! *Looks at Virgo's book*. What are you reading? HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT HE'S/SHE'S READING!
Scorpio: *Winks at Pisces*.
Sagittarius: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
Capricorn: Yeah, whatever...
Aquarius: You guys are really weird...
Pisces: *To Scorpio*. Nope. *To bus driver*. When are we arriving?

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Etsimaresei
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April 26, 2016 6:39am UTC

THE SIGNS AS TEACHERS
Aries: Hello, kids. Let's start the lesson with something FUN! But whoever is rude to me is gonna get punched in the face.
Taurus: We're starting the lesson, you kids can eat in here if you want to and mobiles are allowed.
Gemini: Good morning kids! You should know that I'm a really good person, but you shouldn't make me angry so shut up.
Cancer: It's the first day at school, so we're not gonna have actual lesson. You're all gonna have an amazing day with FREE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES! <3
Leo: *Makes everything the want to teach into a song so everyone will learn it easier*.
Virgo: Take your books out, on page 2. You have 3 minutes to do exercise 1 and 2.
Libra: I can't get angry, so don't even try.
Scorpio: What am I doing here?
Sagittarius: Let's go for a TRIP ON MOUNT EVEREST!
Capricorn: Open your books. NOW.
Aquarius: Whoever falls asleep faster gets a cookie! 3,2,1, GO!
Pisces: Let me tell you a story about me when I was your age!

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Etsimaresei
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April 25, 2016 2:27pm UTC

THE ZODIAC SIGNS' NAMES IN GREEK
(Seriously, that's how they're named in Greek.)
Aries: Κριός (Krios)
Taurus: Ταύρος (Tavros)
Gemini: Δίδυμος (Didimos)
Cancer: Καρκίνος (Karkinos)
Leo: Λέων (Leon)
Virgo: Παρθένος (Parthenos)
Libra: Ζυγός (Zigos)
Scorpio: Σκορπιός (Scorpios)
Sagittarius: Τοξότης (Toxotis)
Capricorn: Αιγόκερως (Aigokeros)
Aquarius: Υδροχόος (Idrohoos)
Pisces: Ιχθύς (Ihthis)

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Etsimaresei
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April 25, 2016 2:15pm UTC

THE "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS" SQUAD
Aries, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
THE "I DON'T GIVE A F*CK IF YOU CALL ME UGLY" SQUAD
Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
THE "ON PHONE 24/7" SQUAD
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Aquarius
THE "F*CK WITH ME, START MAKING PLANS FOR YOUR FUNERAL" SQUAD
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
THE "I'M PERFECT, DEAL WITH IT" SQUAD
Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

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Etsimaresei
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April 25, 2016 1:59pm UTC

THE SIGNS AND WHO THEY SHOULD DATE
Aries: Leo or Sagittarius
Taurus: Virgo
Gemini: Leo or Aquarius
Cancer: Pisces or Scorpio
Leo: Aries or Sagittarius
Virgo: Taurus or Capricorn
Libra: Aquarius or Gemini
Scorpio: Cancer or Pisces
Sagittarius: Leo
Capricorn: Virgo
Aquarius: Libra
Pisces: Cancer or Scorpio

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Etsimaresei
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April 25, 2016 12:05pm UTC

HOW MUCH YOUR SIGNS REALLY CARES
Aries: 90
Taurus: 5
Gemini: 45
Cancer: 100
Leo: 10034
Virgo: 20
Libra: 50-50
Scorpio: 80
Sagittarius: 0
Capricorn: 10
Aquarius: 70
Pisces: 28

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Etsimaresei
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April 25, 2016 10:35am UTC

THE SIGNS AND THEIR STATUS
Aries: If you are mean to me, I'll kill you. If you're good to me, I'll be the best friend you ever had. It's your choice.
Taurus: I'm single because I can't find anyone who I love more than food. (If taken: MIRACLES ARE REAL)
Gemini: I have two personalities; deal with any of them you want.
Cancer: I'm not a cry baby, you are the one who is mean to me.
Leo: If I fall in love with you, you're lucky; it's difficult for me to love someone more than myself.
Virgo: *Something inspirational and probably they will have a whole book on that topic*.
Libra: If 2x+{4-2*35+π2}=5,37 then x=? Who cares, teacher, this won't help me with my life anyway.
Scorpio: I hate it when I walk in class late and they look at me like I killed a man, hello, I have obviously killed 5!
Sagittarius: If I'm not on an adventure for over a month, then call the police, I may be dead!
Capricorn: I know my jokes aren't funny! OMFG
Aquarius: If I'm awake in class, I will probably be staring at my crush.
Pisces: Never call me a cutie again. I know I look like one, but I'm made of Satan himself, trust me!

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Etsimaresei
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April 24, 2016 2:17pm UTC

The signs when at school:
Aries: Argues with someone, make it be the teacher or another kid.
Taurus: Eats in class.
Gemini: Is on their phone all the time, but somehow manages to have average grades.
Cancer: Average student, waits till the lunch break to get out of there.
Leo: Either the best or the worst student, there's no inbetween, talks to everyone near them.
Virgo: Very good student, pays attention and hates it when they talk to them.
Libra: The best at Maths, probably the only subject they're good at.
Scorpio: Plans about killing someone.
Sagittarius: Draws on the tables, probably flirts, copying machine.
Capricorn: Very good student, gets great grades and hates it when others copy them.
Aquarius: Sleeps.
Pisces: Nobody really knows.

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Etsimaresei
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April 24, 2016 2:04pm UTC

When the signs hear strange sounds from the basement:
Aries: Goes to see what it is.
Taurus: Freaks out a little, but if it stops, they just continue their popcorn.
Gemini: Texts someone for advice.
Cancer: Screams, cries or says: Hello? Anyone in there?
Leo: Grabs a knife or something and stays for some time near the basement, just in case.
Virgo: Tries to understand what it is by hearing the sounds.
Libra: Gets a text from Gemini.
Scorpio: Gets ready to fight and goes downstairs.
Sagittarius: Is probably the one making the sounds, so yeah.
Capricorn: Ignores.
Aquarius: Tries to stay as far as possible.
Pisces: Cries, scared, way too confused.

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Etsimaresei
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April 23, 2016 4:51pm UTC

THE SIGNS AND OUTING
Hobby: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
When they have time for that: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn
They are too busy eating and surfing the internet: Taurus, Aquarius
Just don't really like going out: Pisces

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Etsimaresei
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April 22, 2016 1:28pm UTC

WHAT THE SIGNS THINK AT FIRST IN THE MORNING
Aries: I'm gonna punch anyone who woke me up.
Taurus: BREAKFAST. NOW./5 more minutes...
Gemini: Let me wake up my twin brother/sister...
Cancer: I don't wanna wake up! *cries*
Leo: I look awesome! AGAIN!
Virgo: WHAT AN AWESOME DAY!
Libra: I'm not balanced? *Screams*
Scorpio: Who woke me up? I'm gonna murder y'all...
Sagittarius: *Falls down of the bed*
Capricorn: Good morning everyone! *Holds feelings inside and they explode*
Aquarius: Well, whatever...
Pisces: Wait... DID WE HAVE HW? OMG, I FORGOT!
IS IT ACCURATE?

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zodiacs
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September 12, 2015 9:49pm UTC

marina and the diamonds - forget
I have lived my life in debt: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
I’ve spent my days in deep regret: Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius
I’ve been living in the red: Aries, Virgo, Libra
I can’t forgive and I can’t forget: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

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FallingDeeper
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February 7, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces

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