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i'm watching shame because MICHAEL FASSBENDER DUH and i was watching it sideways on my bed like the lazy fck i am but then i realised that the opening sequence included him shirtless so i had to sit up because hello dont waste a good view ok, but then like ok, and it's literally not even a minute and thirty seconds in and i've seen his pu,,,bic hair and i had to pause it and come onto witty and write this meaningless quote because GDI IM GRINNING AND I NEED A FRIEND HERE TO SLAP ME UPSIDE ON THE HEAD AND THROW POPCORN AT MY TERRIBLE WAYS

fyi yes you are to young to watch shame, i am, we all are, it's a weapon of mass destruction ok BYE BYE i'll tell you how it is :) :)

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i'm watching shame because MICHAEL FASSBENDER DUH and i was

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Amenah

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Amenah · 9 years ago
so i finished it
and i just really

really need to sleep.
that was good. good film.

someone hug him though, please. i just.
yeah goodnight
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Amenah · 9 years ago
6 mins: ook i didnt really need to see all that BUT what else should i have expected from steve mcqueen right? he likes to experiment right? right?
right?

ughhh i already feel depressed, gdi this movie is not happy
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Amenah · 9 years ago
i need friends to make sarcastic comments about how nice his butt is, gdi
whyy
do i liveee
in the middleee
of nooowhereeeeeee
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Amenah · 9 years ago
wOOOOAAAH OKAY NOT A FAMILY FILM I REPEAT NOT A FAMILY FILM NOOOHO WOAH
xD
i just
first three minutes you know? and all the cards are already on the table i mean just

i signed up for a harrowing character study (and fassy) not uh
not this
uhh

eh. *presses play*
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Amenah · 9 years ago
oh ok really broody beginning, i can dig that
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Amenah · 9 years ago
pffft yeah ok play again GO
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i'm watching shame because MICHAEL FASSBENDER DUH and i was

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