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  1. Juz_Zum_Zombie Juz_Zum_Zombie
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2017 10:10pm UTC
    Hey, if you're reading this I miss you much.
    I wish you were here right now to tell me that stupid boy isn't worth my tears.
    I wish you were here to hold me close and make stupid jokes about how you're gonna shoot him when you see him again.
    I wish you were here right now to comfort me and take me to McDonald's and get me that big dumb junky order of fries, a milkshake, and a double cheeseburger, and then make fun of me for dipping the fries in the milkshake. I wish you were here right now to walk 4 miles in the middle of the night Pokémon hunting with me.
    I wish you were here right now to tell me you don't even notice that dumb pimple.
    I wish you were here right now to check up on me every couple of minutes, because I use to get so annoyed.
    I wish you were with me giving me advice on what the hell I should do right now.
    I took you for granted, and I miss you much.

  2. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2017 9:24pm UTC
    two bowlsunintentional diet? checkprobable relapse? checkstill actually not hungry? check

  3. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2017 3:31pm UTC
    We've done this all before
    We were angels once Don't you remember?

  4. OnlyYourSuperman OnlyYourSuperman
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2017 10:17pm UTC
    Yeah same.

  5. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2016 2:28am UTC
    i just feel like i'm never gonna find someone who likes me for me

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2016 9:23pm UTC
    so my mom told me she paid all my doctor bills from forever ago when I didnt have a job, and I havent gone to the doctor ever since, and yet I have bad credit despite never having a credit card because my mom never actually paid it. lmao. like you could have told me that months ago so I could have worked on NOT being $800 in debt. i didnt even want/need the doctor. she forced me to go for a bunch of stupid crap. ugh, i hate my life.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2016 4:23pm UTC
    so, the guy I liked told me he broke up with his girlfriend. he was sending me innapropriate things, wanting to get with me. he blocked me. and went to my mom's work (which he knew my mom worked there, and that I was close with everyone there) WITH his longterm girlfriend who he lives with. all of that happened within like 24 hours. I have the worst luck with men.

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2016 12:41pm UTC
    i accidentally mentioned my tumblr to my friend and she was like 'cAN I SEE??' and she looked so hopeful i couldn't say no but it was so bad lmaoooo i was just scrolling going like 'gay, gay, snake, gay, alien, gay, space, art, gay, VELOCIRAPTOR, sarcasm, gay, gay, space, gay'
    and this is why i regret sports anime
    this is why i regret ,,

  9. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2016 4:24pm UTC
    I wrote you a letter today,
    confessing my love.
    Handed it to you, told you to read it at the end of the day
    so when you did, you couldn't see my face.
    Placed it in your hands and walked away.
    School let out, I went to my good friend
    and muttered, " I'm really nervous."
    and she looked at me with wide eyes,
    and whispered, " Oh, Linds.. she has a girlfriend. "
    My heart sank. My heart broke. My heart crumbled in a lot of unfixable parts.
    I should've asked before, I swear I didn't know.
    I don't think I can face you again.
    But eventually I will, because you're my best friend.
    10 years, we've been together.
    And look at what I've done.
    </3

  10. livyloulou livyloulou
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 9:11pm UTC
    I can't stand the person I've become...

  11. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2015 2:27pm UTC
    just because i don't
    doesn't mean that i don't want to.

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2015 10:35pm UTC
    how many gay jokes do the writers of the sherlock bbc miniseries have to make before they're satisfied with the homoerotic subtext jfc
    this is a headache why am i watching this ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    does it get better? someone tell me, i can't waste more of my life watching arrogant white men make self-important comments T^T

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2015 7:55pm UTC
    lmao, I scratched my new car already.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2015 11:55pm UTC
    I really need more friends, because
    being last choice to the person that is
    your only choice isn't cutting it for me,
    but I think I went and p.issed everyone
    I know in real life off via facebook.

  15. grlsmmy* grlsmmy*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2015 2:10pm UTC
    FML.

  16. grlsmmy* grlsmmy*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2015 2:09pm UTC
    I guess I didn't realize how long I have been gone for.
    In the time that I was gone, I finished my Sophomore year,
    we found out that my grandpa is dying, my ex broke up with me, and now
    once my ex and I finally started talking and getting along his mom
    decided that it would be cool to move him and my friend Jon out of state, and
    on top of all that my best friend went missing. He has been missing for almost a week
    and there has been no sign of him. I don't know what to do.
    This is all way too much to handle at once.

  17. babidollnikki babidollnikki
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2015 3:32pm UTC
    Having a job with your boyfriend sucks in a store with a "no dating coworkers" rule :^)

  18. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 8:40am UTC
    Your smile could make flowers grow.

  19. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 8:38am UTC
    Everytime I see you, I'm that much closer to telling you how much I like you,
    but then you don't even seem to notice the smile you bring to my face...

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 2:09am UTC
    my teacher emailed me asking if I
    could at least come in to take an exam,
    and also send her what I have done of
    my project. my project isn't no where
    finished (I have seven pages) and it's
    not even good. It's like if you got a 6th
    grader, gave them the link to wikipedia,
    and told them to write a paper about
    why r.acism is bad in a one-sided way
    (idk, I just don't know how to write a
    paper, or at least not a good one. one
    that is "senior quality.") and I really
    want to add in my s.exism bits where
    I touch base on r.ape if anyone is going
    to read it, because that is something I
    can relate to. I can talk about personal
    experiences. plus, it took a lot of effort
    for them to even let me into school this
    year. they basically told me they didn't
    think I could do it, because of how I've
    done in the past. and I just want them
    to know what I was dealing with. I want
    them to know I wasn't just being lazy,
    and that I didn't want to wake up to
    come to school; I just didn't want to
    wake up at all.

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