Dad: *to baby* say
daddy
Baby:
mommy
Dad: not mommy
daddy
Baby:
mommy
Dad: f--k you say
daddy
Baby:f--k
you
Dad: what did you
say!?
*Mother walks
in*
Mother: hello sweet
heart
Baby:f--k
you
Mother: who told you
that!?
Baby: daddy!
Dad: are you f--king
kidding me?