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"I believe in science, I believe in evolution. I don't believe a billion Indians are going to hell, and I don't believe that we get cancer to learn life lessons, and I don't believe that people die youngt because god needs another angel. I think it's just bullsh/t, and on some level, I think we all know that.


Look, I understand that religion makes it easier to deal with all the random sh/tty things that happen to us. And I wish I could hop on that ride, I'm sure I;m sure I would be a lot happier.


But I can't."
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"I believe in science, I believe in evolution. I don't

22 faves · 6 comments · Aug 16, 2014 12:22am

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SarcasticRandomUnicorn · 9 years ago
Congratulations. You have just won the internet.
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beyondsanity · 9 years ago
DO I GET A PRIZE
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SarcasticRandomUnicorn · 9 years ago
You get this waffle that may or may not be poisoned. --> # Enjoy.
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beyondsanity · 9 years ago
Holy mixed up mother goose. I don't even like waffles, but hell, I'll take it.
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Rajsonkar · 9 years ago
What do you mean by "A billion Indians going to hell" ?
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beyondsanity · 9 years ago
This is a quote from the show "Orange is the New Black."
I believe they're referring to Indians believing different religion than Christians obviously, and many Christians think that if you do not follow their faith, you will go to hell. She is promptly saying that that is b.s., and that she's an atheist.
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