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Girl pockets: Can fit a piece of lint. If you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy's pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.


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Girl pockets: Can fit a piece of lint. If you're lucky, two

13 faves · Mar 5, 2014 6:35pm

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