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tayzilla

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Member Since: 4 Mar 2014 12:31am

Last Seen: 3 Apr 2014 11:36pm

user id: 379517

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  1. tayzilla tayzilla
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    Me: *Smashes through my crush's window*
    Me: "sO I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY SELFIE"
    Me: *Revs up chainsaw*

  2. tayzilla tayzilla
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 6:35pm UTC
    Girl pockets: Can fit a piece of lint. If you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
    Boy's pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

  3. tayzilla tayzilla
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 12:43am UTC
    You are not fat.
    You have fat.
    You also have fingernails
    But you are not fingernails.

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