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Britain

I’ll name him Britain.

Not because I love the place,

Because whenever a girl’s eyes light up whenever she mentions his name

Everyone will know exactly whom she’s talking about.

She’ll stay up all night because of him.

He’ll be unforgettable.

Britain

What a son.

I’ll teach him all the right things.

He’ll be smart, athletic, kind, caring, outgoing, funny.

Britain

A gentleman.

He’ll never go for the cheap girls.

He’ll find a girl that will make me proud,

He’ll get into trouble, but never too much.

He’ll know what’s wrong and right,

Once he falls in love though, I’m relying on you.

He’s my dream son.

Take care of him.

Britain


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Britain I’ll name him Britain. Not because I love the place,

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