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  1. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    Cheese is okay.

  2. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    But he's just so cute. How could I resist?

  3. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    On Tuesdays you spat daisies, and Wednesdays
    were for Chinese takeout, and the space between
    the kitchen and the bedroom smells like 7:03 a.m.,
    when she used to wake up and ask for pennies
    and our wedding bands, and when I asked why,
    you’d shake your head and hand me a papaya,
    orange, medicinal, seeds like birth marks, the color
    of a pill bottle. I remember when the doctor told us
    that he had no prescriptions left, and you told him
    that’s a shame because you love things that intensify,
    like lost hair, hospital bills, plastic bags, the shade
    of her November sunburn. Her funeral smelled
    like peach tea, broken air conditioners, and it wasn’t
    even raining, and she would’ve hated the blue bowl
    of lemon drops, wrapped and dusty, and everyone
    choking them down.

  4. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 4:07pm UTC
    I pushed out a baby bird with a broken ribcage and wings that were another pair of legs, complete with claws. It didn’t breathe at all this turkey vulture, though I loved it for all its deformities. I loved it because it would never know the joy of flight —even if my birth canal hadn’t crushed its wispy bones. Because everyone had bought me strollers and diapers and socks that didn’t match, I felt I had disappointed them with a stillbirth. A stillbirth of a turkey vulture, whose second pair of legs we splayed and nailed to our barn doors as if that would say this whole fiasco was a joke. But it wasn’t. When I held that turkey vulture, stiff as though it had been dead for months, the afterbirth stuck in its feathers, I picked its molting down and knew such a song couldn’t be sung with a hammer and nail.

  5. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    I know a boy who called his girlfriend’s body a “crime scene.” Dad, my body is a crime scene. My body is lint and gasoline and matchstick. My body is a brush fire. It’s ticking, Dad, a slow alarm. I have rain boots. Lots of them. It isn’t raining anymore. The words are coming back, Dad. The way they fit and jump in the mouth. I want ice cream and long letters. I want to read long love letters but I don’t think he loves me. I think I’m used up. I think I’m the grit under his nails, the girl who looks good in pictures. I don’t think he loves me. I think they broke me, Dad. I think I drink too much and it’s because they broke me. I heard about two girls recently, two women crushed like cherries in a boy’s jaw. It opened me, Dad. My body is melted wax, it is ripe and stink and bent. It is a mistake. I walk like an apology. I don’t hate men, Dad, I don’t. I want a washing machine. I want someone else to do the dishes, someone to walk the dog. I have a hornet in my head, Dad. A hornet. She’s an angry woman — she hurls herself against my skull. She stings. And stings. I know I don’t make sense, Dad. This is the problem. I’m a sick girl, a crazy wishbone. I have razors under my tongue. I’m sorry I cut you, Dad, I’m so—so sorry. I gave you a card for Father’s Day once, it said you were my hero. You are. Your laugh is a thunderclap, you love like surgery. I think they broke me, Dad. I can’t erase their faces. I want to swim, Dad. Remember when I used to hopscotch? I used to make you laugh. My feet are hot. The bottoms of my feet are scorched sand, August asphalt. My body is a slug, a mob of sticky wet rot. No one touches me anymore because I’m rot. Because my body is a spill no one wants to clean up. They cracked me open, Dad, I know you don’t want to hear about it. You don’t want to hear how they scissored me, how they gnawed me like raw meat. No one wants to hear how they made me drink lemon juice, how they kicked the dog, how they upturned the furniture, no one wants to hear how my skin turned to a dark thick of purple and black and lead. I watch the homeless a lot, Dad. I watched a man with a cup of coins and chips of skin carved out of his face. He had freckles. He needs medicine, Dad. He needs to stop the hornet. My body is a hive. I am red ants and jellyfish. A yellow sickness. My body is a used condom in an alley in Jersey City. I don’t think he loves me, Dad. My body is a fetus in biohazard tank. A Polaroid pinned to a corkboard in Brooklyn. I think I’m hurt, Dad. I think I was the tough girl for too long. My body is a wafer, a thin, soft melt on a choir boy’s tongue.

  6. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    I remember when I used to go on here for Stardoll. :)

  7. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:50pm UTC
    In all of the people I've talked to in my lifetime, none of them have been perfect. Some may have a perfect feature but they, themselves, are not perfect. Why not just be the best you that you can be?

  8. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    "If I was able to think of the words to compliment you, I wouldn't. Those words are far too amazing to be said by me."

  9. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:42pm UTC
    How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died?
    - Bob Dylan, Blowin' In The Wind

  10. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    I hate it when girls act like guys aren't aloud to have feelings.
    Like, they're human, what do you expect?
    Gahhhhh! So stupid.

  11. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    I’ll name him Britain.
    Not because I love the place,
    Because whenever a girl’s eyes light up whenever she mentions his name
    Everyone will know exactly whom she’s talking about.
    She’ll stay up all night because of him.
    He’ll be unforgettable.
    What a son.
    I’ll teach him all the right things.
    He’ll be smart, athletic, kind, caring, outgoing, funny.
    A gentleman.
    He’ll never go for the cheap girls.
    He’ll find a girl that will make me proud,
    He’ll get into trouble, but never too much.
    He’ll know what’s wrong and right,
    Once he falls in love though, I’m relying on you.
    He’s my dream son.
    Take care of him.

  12. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 8:32am UTC
    What if Miley accidently bought too much clothes at the market with her dad's credit card and she's just trying to pay it all back by doing this?

  13. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 10:06am UTC
    One of the moments I look back at and want to cry is when I was at the therapist. I was sitting there with my mother and when I was asked how I would commit suicide I answered, " Something painless." because I was afraid they would take away my only way of having a painless death. They'll never know what I was actually reffering to.

  14. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    It kind of hurts knowing I'm the lowest friend now. I was the one that each one to each other. I was the one that was friends with each one of them first. I was the one that convinced them to give the other girls a chance. I am now the one not invited when they all hang out together to have fun.

  15. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Today I realized my boyfriend is more scared about losing me than I am of losing him.

  16. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 10:43am UTC
    *Looks at this popular girls profile on Facebook.*
    Me: She already has a hundred likes on a photo and it's been only eleven hours.
    *Looks at my own profile.*
    Me: Four likes, including one from my mom? I'm close.

  17. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    He became my best friend. I told him everything, including that I liked him. He liked me too. One of the best feelings of my life. For a few months we were perfect. He was my Sweetie and I was his Love. Now... he's changed. He never calls me Love or anything. He says it's too cheesy for him. He treats me terrible and blames it on me and what I do. I told him he changed. The only thing I can do is "accept that people change."
    I just miss my best friend now.

  18. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:48am UTC
    "I'll do anything for you.
    I would even die for you.
    I want you by my side until I die then.
    You're everything I could ever want.
    I never want to lose that.
    Even if I'm not the same person,I still love you as much as the person before did."
    I Love My Boyfriend's Text! c:

  19. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    I just hate that it seems like I don't love him anymore. He's changed so much and I just hate it..

  20. MadisonKing MadisonKing
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 12:04am UTC
    Screaming out my heart. Still...
    No one hears me. I need to hide away, forever.


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