When I was 7, Mean Girls
just came out,
and my sister told me that if I did their Christmas
routine,
Santa would give me everything I wanted for Christmas,
so (being a dumb 7 year old boy) I put on a Santa hat,
tucked in my shirt so my stomach was showing,
and wore short shorts and danced exactly like they did in the
movie.
I didn't get anything I wanted for
Christmas.
