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  1. kyle the creator* kyle the creator*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    When I was 7, Mean Girls just came out,
    and my sister told me that if I did their Christmas routine,
    Santa would give me everything I wanted for Christmas,
    so (being a dumb 7 year old boy) I put on a Santa hat,
    tucked in my shirt so my stomach was showing,
    and wore short shorts and danced exactly like they did in the movie.
    I didn't get anything I wanted for Christmas.

  2. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    Once upon a time a girl met a boy.
    They were both young, naive, and looking for joy.
    They became friends, but it wasn't enough.
    He asked her out and they were falling in love.
    But the girl got scared, and she tried to run.
    When she realized her mistake, the boy decided revenge was more fun.
    So he found a new lover, an evil witch who took him away.
    And the girl watched them with her broken heart day after day.

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