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I saw him at the corner store. He gave me candy, I came back for more. I asked him for his name. He said "Call me Jakey James". He was 6'2, lots of style. He had the recipe to make a smile but he got too popular with the girls so I erased him from my world.

The next boy was cute and shy but he never really looked me in the eye. Secretive. I was intrigued. He was sweet, his name was Pete. First time that he took me out, didn't know what to talk about. So I took the initiative and told Pete he had to leave.

He's on the football team, can be found in every girl's dream. We've been talking for a while. You could say that he's on trial. But whenever we're alone, he drools like a gramophone 'cause when he goes off the field, with him goes his appeal.

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