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Hi. I'm a boy. Here's how it goes. I'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you. I'll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you. Then I will lead you on, so you fall for me. I'll make you happy for a night, but tomorrow I'll completely ignore you. You'll be the one I turn to when I need a friend or a confidence boost. Know what the best part is? You can't do anything about it because you love me and you don't want to lose me. Ha.
-not mine. found it on tumblr-
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Hi. I'm a boy. Here's how it goes. I'm gonna flirt

72 faves · 3 comments · Nov 16, 2013 10:38pm

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boys · ew · mostboysarestupid · funny

Decay * · 1 decade ago
Replace boy with girl and u have every girl I've like in the last 3 months
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ocean pixie* · 1 decade ago
Girls are stupid too
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Decay * · 1 decade ago
Ha yeah I suppose
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