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  1. shouldicontinue shouldicontinue
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2017 8:02am EDT

  2. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2016 2:21pm EDT
    I've said it before but it would be really nice to be mentally healthy and it would be really nice if I didn't think everyone hated me and thought I was annoying. Would just be nice, that's all.

  3. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2016 4:27pm EST
    Oh yes, I'm fine, I've
    only been stuck by
    a needle
    8 times...

  4. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 2:56pm EDT
    We're all a bit crazy here

  5. AutumnSadness AutumnSadness
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2015 10:40am EDT
    You're my warm house slippers on cold floors
    You're the message of a lost civilization
    You're by my side, stealing from the homeless
    You're the dried snot on the cheeks of a child
    and the food stains on its shirt
    You, one of those little darlings who don't know what they are
    You make me want to talk like Auri, in rich lyric
    You're a friendly reminder that it can be okay for little while
    When I'm with you
    I'm not sad

  6. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2015 7:35pm EDT
    The scariest thing about college
    is that in less than a year I will
    know exactly where I'm going, but
    right now I have no idea
    what college I'll end up going to.

  7. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 4:59pm EDT
    When your relationship with school starts
    to feel like Lindsay and Tobias Fünke's marriage.

  8. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2015 12:18pm EDT
    I'm sitting in class and I have this urge to just jump out of the window

  9. Savannahh Savannahh
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 10:34pm EDT
    hearing my own voice on recording
    makes me want to apologize to every
    single person i've talked to like i'm
    really sorry

  10. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 1:14pm EDT

  11. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2015 6:03pm EDT
    Trying to study for the AP Exams

  12. FalseRealities* FalseRealities*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2015 6:08pm EDT
    We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.....

  13. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2015 12:47am EDT
    When you don't want to go to sleep because there's a spider on your ceiling..

  14. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 6:39pm EST
    I have an 89.82% in Calculus and my teacher refuses to round it to an A....-_-

  15. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2014 2:29pm EST
    A - Available? No
    B - Birthday? October 23
    C - Crushing on? My Boyfriend
    D - Drink you last had? Idk, like this Passionfruit Tea thing
    E - Easiest person to talk to? Nikki, Jake, Boyfriend
    F - Favorite song? Anything that reminds me of Jordan..
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Both.
    H - Hometown? Oceanside
    I - In love with? My boyfriend
    J - Jealous of? Nobody
    K - Killed someone? Only plan to kill myself
    L - Longest car ride? 12+ hours.
    M - Milkshake flavor? I don't know
    N - Number of siblings? 2
    O - One wish? To bring Jordan back..
    P - Person you texted last? Nikki
    Q - Question you are always asked? "What's wrong?"
    R - Reason to smile? If my boyfriend smiles, I smile.
    S - Song you last listened to? Somebody To You- The Vamps
    T - Time you woke up? I don't know
    U - Underwear color? Red.
    V - Violent moment you had? I don't know.
    W - Worst habit? Grunting or biting my nails.
    X - X-rays you had? Leg, Stomach, probably more.
    Y - Yoyos are? Extremely fun to play with
    Z - Zodiac sign? Depends on which person/ website you go to. Libra & Scorpio.

  16. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 5:26pm EDT
    The smile on your face,The way you grabbed my waist,The feeling was weird,But after a month,It stopped,I'm happy it did.The way you kissed,Was the most annoying thing ever,It was sloppy and gross,And I'll be damned if it ever happens again.It's all over.I mean it.

  17. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 7:28pm EDT
    my life sucks

  18. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 2:14pm EDT
    So today in class, we had to watch a video on where the meat for fast food comes from, how it gets there, etc. right before lunch and let me just say that after seeing the dead cows, chickens, etc hang upside down dead, get killed, & cut open..I AM BECOMING A VEGETARIAN!

  19. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 9:14pm EDT
    Pros & Cons of School Shopping:
    Pros - Shopping
    Cons - School

  20. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 2:44pm EDT
    Am I the only person on this planet who doesn't like Reece's?

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