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Me: Hello, 991

911: Yes, what is your emergency?

Me: Two guys are fighting over me....

911: Yes, ma'am, what is wrong with that?

Me: The ugly one is winning....
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Me: Hello, 991 911: Yes, what is your emergency? Me: Two guys

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