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Young_HalfBlood

1. Young_HalfBlood
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2013 10:02am UTC
   I asked my parents for a sibling for Christmas.
   Daddy said he'll see if the baby making machine
   in his room works.Mommy has been screeaming
   "YES!" all night so I think it's working perfectly.
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2. Young_HalfBlood
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2013 8:27am UTC
   I hate when I buy a pack of air
   and find chips inside.
   
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3. Young_HalfBlood
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2013 8:23am UTC
   Me: Hello, 991
   911: Yes, what is your emergency?
   Me: Two guys are fighting over me....
   911: Yes, ma'am, what is wrong with that?
   Me: The ugly one is winning....
   
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4. Young_HalfBlood
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   November 3, 2013 8:07am UTC
   So yesterday I was riding in the car with my mom when we passed a field with a single house.
   Mom: I'm pretty sure that they will be building more houses over there.
   Me: I think it would be pretty cool to live all alone in the big field, y'know.
   Mom: Yes, true, but then you can't make cookies.
   Me: *stares* Uh... Should I ask?
   Mom: Oh, silly girl, you know! You wouldn't have a neighbor to borrow sugar from.
   Me: *stares* Mom... no one does that anymore....
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   
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